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nodebbunker
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Crypto CLUCKster Goes Cuckoo
 Fri Nov 10, 2000 2:21 am
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Crypto-C.L.U.C.K. Goes Cuckoo
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Crypto-C.L.U.C.K. Goes Cuckoo
Seattle (AP) – An impromptu news conference was held today concerning the startling new developments involving Chickie Deb and the radical activist chemtrail protest organization C.L.U.C.K. (Chicken Little Unified Chemtrails Konsortium).
The news conference was held at the same downtown Seattle Starbuck’s coffee shop supposedly trashed during the WTO Riot last year. Sunny Sunspot, C.L.U.C.K. Secretary, read a brief prepared speech to the standing-room-only gathering of newspaper & TV reporters crowded in the small confines of the swank shop usually full of yuppies & other cosmopolitan Seattlites.
“Much to the consternation of our chemtrail protest group,” Sunspot said, “I have the sad duty to announce that Chickie Deb, the Acting CLUCK President, has resigned all of her duties and responsibilities and driven out of town in her Huffmobile. As you know, Chickie Deb took the helm of our radical group after Drummer Boy turned over his duties as CLUCK President to the next in command last year.”
Sunny Sunspot looked somewhat ‘all shook up’ from the latest news, but otherwise appeared to be calm as he read from a prepared statement. “As CLUCK Secretary, I can only repeat how disappointed we all are at Chickie Deb’s sudden and unexpected metamorphosis into one of the Pod People.” Sunspot was obviously referring to the sci-fi classic movie The Invasion of the Body Snatchers in which people mysteriously turn into alien doppelgangers who replace their hosts as soulless creatures from outer space.
Asked if Chickie Deb had joined or been blackmailed into joining the debunker side of the ongoing controversial issue of contrails/chemtrails, Sunspot said, “Well, I can’t say she’s joined the forces of Reynolds, Goldrush & Seeker Inc., but stranger things have happened.” When asked if Chickie Deb was still in the CLUCK camp, Sunspot reiterated that in protest groups one often finds oneself in bed with strange bedfellows.
Pointing out the window to the chemtrails high over the Seattle landscape, Sunspot read from a list of possible new CLUCK Presidential successors. The list included Guided Muscle, Chem11, Skippyroo9, tropopaws, Kobra, NewWorldHorror, Glider, ElvisLives2000, Gawker, David Carlson, Exit Misery, Glen Canale, nagdt, jed turtle, Ed254, Zulu, haufoldos, etc.
When reminded that most on the list of successors were actually incognito debunkers (or ‘disinfo-drag queens’ in the parlance of the Clucksterites), Sunspot obliquely made reference to the seemingly incomprehensible transformation of Chickie Deb on the Carnicom Chemtrail Board from a believer to a disbeliever by saying that “If Chickie Deb can make the change, so can these creeps, er, I mean debunkers. ”
Queried as to Chickie Deb’s psychological motivations, Sunspot said, “Well, the Crypto-CLUCK has perhaps gone Cuckoo. I dunno. The chemtrails drove me cuckoo a long time ago. What’s your excuse?”
However Sunspot was quick to add that “Well, this has been a very weird election year, as I’m sure you’ll all agree. So who am I to call anybody Cuckoo? Did you see Ross Perot the other night on the Larry King Show? Talk about Cuckoo!”
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theseeker
Joined: 25 Jul 2000
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Fri Nov 10, 2000 8:16 am
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That sunspot can write....
I wonder how all those fibers are doing, last time he resurfaced, there was glowing fibers on his skin and down his throat, understanding sunspot is 'homosexual' makes a sarcastic joke about the fibers and sonny's throat hard to pass up.......
but I will restrain....
What really kills me is mark sky is registered here and only sees fit to pull comments out of context and post them at carniscam....
A factual error is in sunspot's verbal hemmorage up top...Canex was the first to use the word "chemnoid".
Keep speakin' your mind deb...if I would do so liberally no one would like me, or it would be decidedly so...lol..
Btw, if sonny would like to to talk more about his thread, he would surely have to grow a pair bigger than mark's.....
un-cluckin' believeable !
There spraying you Mr. sky, with water vapor...
courtesy USAF......
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nodebbunker
Joined: 01 Nov 2000
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Fri Nov 10, 2000 12:10 pm
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I posted it under NEWS but I guess Thermit moved it. I thought it was funny, as the whole concept, A JOKE, was back then. I wouldn't want any newcomers to think there really was an organization possibly resembling any organized efforts currently. |
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Thermit
Joined: 08 Jul 2000
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Fri Nov 10, 2000 4:22 pm
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Yeah, actually it may fit best in Freeform, but I didn't want you to think it was deleted.
quote:
...pull comments out of context and post them at...
I haven't seen any quotes. Like what? |
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theseeker
Joined: 25 Jul 2000
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Fri Nov 10, 2000 7:26 pm
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Thermit this is for you :
mark sky
Registered User
(11/5/00 8:03:16 pm)
i also wish to go on record~Cold Tush UR
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that if you EVER call the people over here at Cliffords
"CHEMMIES"
like you did over there at...
i will turn in my resignation from clucksters
so fast, in fact consider it "tendered"
NOW
and furthermore sweet coldtush UR
git a life
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Seems mark thinks that "cluck" was a real organization deb, I WOULD NOT WORRY ABOUT NEWBIES, THEY DO NOT EXIST...These are mostly all the same people posting as others...if you don't feel this is true prove it notso.....
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Thermit
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Fri Nov 10, 2000 8:25 pm
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Hmmm, well don't know about "over there at..." but, we don't play multiple personality over here.
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theseeker
Joined: 25 Jul 2000
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Fri Nov 10, 2000 10:14 pm
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Although it would be nice to see the IP's of poster's , I'll take your word for it Thermit...
Another cool pic !
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defender
Joined: 27 Oct 2000
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Fri Apr 13, 2001 4:53 pm
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NSAS,
Here's that thread with the cluck/"Deborah" reference, shows you the kind of fun and games disinfo tricks they were capable of.
And this is just one example, using a phony 'AP' wire story and then claiming it was all a joke.
Apparently, even the name nodebunker was used to try to sucker people into believing she was a legitimate chemtrail activist.
Also want to say that her calling herself Deborah recently should not be confused with the Deborah from Boston who is a legit member of CTCentral.
The other weasel 'The Seeker' was a dirtbag who would post a funny picture as some form of riducule when they ran into a an argument they couldn't respond to.
Nodeb/chickiedeb would play the 'feminist card', use something out of left field like feminism or gun control to try to split the unity of the chemtrail activists on this board.
Good riddance to both of these scumbags!!
[Edited 4 times, lastly by defender on 04-14-2001] |
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