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Swamp Gas
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Coinicidence Theorist Manifesto
 Mon May 17, 2004 2:46 pm
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The Coincidence Theorist Manifesto
When in the course of Internet and worldly events it becomes necessary for many people to dissolve the standards of logic which have connected them to multiple realities, and to assume among the hoaxes of the earth the separate and equal station to which the laws of coincidences and hoaxes entitle them, an uncharacteristic answer to the questions of peoplekind requires that they should declare the beliefs which impel them to believe in this hoax. Coincidence Theory subsists on the idea that the universe is based more on Chaos Theory, rather than a balance of Order and Chaos.
We hold these coincidences to be self-evident
1. That all contrails are caused by normal jet engine combustion producing water vapor, and there is not or never has been an intentional effort to spray chemicals in the atmosphere. Corporations and governments have never engaged in Geo-Engineering Projects.
2. Geo-Engineering does not exist, and contrary to documented evidence, deny it’s existence.
3. Geo-Engineering does not exist, even though a project of this magnitude would require utmost secrecy, because of outcry by the general public, especially environmental groups, on the scale of the Manhattan Project, which most the general population had no idea was occurring until the Japan Bombs were dropped.
4. That HAARP is simply a tool to study the ionosphere, even though it is based on Tesla’s technology, and large scale FM synthesis, with the unknown “Z” plane direction unexplained.
5. That NEXRAD is just a Doppler radar system to detect weather, even though small birds have been fried by said “benign” pulses.
6. WTC Towers simply came down the way the CIA influenced media and government told everyone it did, contrary to huge amounts of anomalies that occurred.
7. That "pull" means to pull a firefighting team out of a burning building, rather than pull a burning building.
8. 9/11 was done by a bunch of Arabs being directed by a guy on a dialysis machine in a cave in Afghanistan, passports of hijackers miraculously float from disintegrated jets, within an hour senators were naming Bin Laden, and contrary to the FBI’s own admission, no link was ever found with the 19 hijackers and their real names.
9) George W Bush is the greatest president that ever lived, people who disagree with Bush should be jailed, torture American-Style is good, Chipping the population is a good idea, The Patriot Act is an improvement on The Bill of Rights and Constitution, All Arabs are the enemy, Globalization is good for the common person, The Big Bang is the ONLY theory of the Origin of the Universe, Plant-life is NOT a trigger for Higher Intelligence, War is the answer for peoplekinds problems, Gays and lesbians are a threat to married life, Satan is a real person, WMD’s are still in Iraq, the US went to Iraq to “free” the population, Rush Limbaugh is a great thinker, John Kerry will solve all our problems, John Kerry is Evil incarnate, Europeans are low-lifes, The French DID NOT help us during the Revolutionary War, Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone, Vietnam War was about fighting communism and NOT about tin and oil, The US DID NOT bring in Nazis after World War 2, and the US has the highest life expectancy.
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fallon mommey
Joined: 30 Jan 2004
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Location: Fallon Nevada.U>S>A> |
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Mon May 17, 2004 3:00 pm
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BRAVO! SwampGas, PLEASE Take a Bow! That was a wonderful summation of what the average SHEEPIE AMERICAN doesn't want to believe is happening to this once wonderful country LAND OF THE FREE HOME OF THE BRAVE! our soliders must bow their heads at night and wonder what this WAR is all about. Meanwhile the general public drives around in their gas guzzling S>U>V's charging on their credit cards,ignoring the obvious because as long as it does not directly affect their lives hey they take a VACATION both physically & mentally basking in the milky grey skys above them, All is right in the world... God Help us all... WONDERFUL POST SWAMPGAS!!! Blessings to all...Fallon Mommey.. |
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Swamp Gas
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Mon May 17, 2004 3:33 pm
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thank you Fallon Mommey and halva,
Now everyone can add their own little "Articles" to the Manifesto, as doing this off the top of my head, one can leave out some important additions.
Oh that's right one more
10) The Fatty Bin Laden and Berg Beheading videos were NOT CIA b-movies, along the lines of "They Saved Hitler's Brain", and "The Robot vs The Aztec Mummy".
[Edited 3 times, lastly by swamp gas on 05-17-2004] |
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Thetaloops
Joined: 29 Sep 2003
Posts: 151
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Mon May 17, 2004 4:34 pm
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Hollywood has been generating murders on films for years. And each year more and more graphically and believable. So, why wouldn't the same techniques be used by BushLaden Productions.
The quality of the Big Nose Bin Ladin and the Berg videos are all just bad enough to make you wonder if they're real and who is taking the shots.
One of the big questions is where is all the blood during Berg's so call beheading? Not much flying around as there should be. And yet there are millions of people who believe it to be exactly what their told by the news. And the Smoke and Mirrors continue.
Swamp, you have your finger on the pulse of the propaganda today. Good job! |
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Swamp Gas
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Mon May 17, 2004 4:43 pm
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Thanks Theta,
And the propaganda pulse as you say, goes right into the neural receptors of the "Debunkers", and their ridiculing of people that simply are too pragmatic to take their foaming-at-the-mouth rhetoric seriously. |
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Swamp Gas
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Mon May 17, 2004 5:20 pm
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11) The US is NOT a lapdog of Zionists, Christian Fundamentalist Mullahs, and Oil Men. |
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Swamp Gas
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Mon May 17, 2004 8:31 pm
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As Firesign Theater Sez:
"See that pooch sitting by the fireplace? He's no ordinary dog.....He's from the Dog Star Siruis"
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