Molliani
Joined: 16 Mar 2001
Posts: 428
Location: Illinois |
Wed Oct 24, 2001 5:51 am
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Rumor has it that this memo recently
circulated thur the offices of our
friendly "good old boy" debunker.
It is also rumored that this debunker
is a BROTHER of sorts to Thermit ?
Subject: Cell Members Taken Into Custody
We've been notified by Security that
four suspected cell members have
been working within our company.
Three of the four suspects have been
apprehended and identified as
Bin Sleepin, Bin Loafin and Bin Drinkin.
Security advised us they could find no
one fitting the description of the fourth
cell member, Bin Workin.
Police are confident that anyone who
looks like he's Bin Workin will be very
easy to spot.
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