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Why all the fuss about the NSA and wiretapping. Our Godly president knows what is best for us and our country. After all, Moses used spies and certainly our Godly president is leading us into the promised land so spying on whoever might be suspected of standing in the way of his vision should be absolutely ok.

I only hope that Landover is using cookies like they use at the White House to track the ungodly, unsaved folks who visit here. Certainly Landover should support any request from the NSA for information on anyone visiting this site.

George W. Bush, you‘re doing a heckuva job

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The most effective way of getting a Nancy boy back in the game is to kindly and softly break one of the bones in his body that he used while playing sports. It is not an easy task. Remember the story of Abraham if your faith is swaying. God commanded Abraham to kill his son. Here, the Lord is only asking you to teach a loving lesson that will involve a painful setting and healing process.

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Here is a quick and easy way to de-sissify your child. This advice works under almost any circumstance, and we've given it out on several other occasions. Make a sandwich-board sign that says, "I'm a Sissy Gay Boy Who Is Afraid of Sports." Put this around your child's neck and have him sit in a public place, like a professional football game, the local basketball courts, or even out at the end of your driveway.

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Wiccans usually bring home better grades at school than most of their peers. This is not because they are more intelligent, but rather because they cheat by casting spells and hexes on their teachers. Their master (Satan) is also highly adept at moving their pudgy little fingers in the right direction on a test paper. It is also important to note here that if a Wiccan is sober enough to vote, it will always be for a Democrat. The word "democrat" is closely associated with the word, "demon." Most True Christians® commonly refer to Democrats as "Demoncrats" and already keep a firearm handy during election time, so this information might be redundant for some.

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Originally posted by Et in Arcadia ego
Here ya go, Tranz..Check out this one:

http://www.heartlight.org/fast/

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Originally posted by Swamp Gas
The BS is by design. These guys are connected to the "Jesus Tits", and so on, movement. The whole goof is that there are some people that actually believe what they are saying is sincere. It's classic Parody.

I do the same thing myself sometimes, especially when I now post at FreeRepublic and Randi Rhodes. Both sites have hacks, and follow the official government 9/11 line. So I appear now exactly what they expect, and throw subtle zingers. I'm even at Maverick's under 10 different ID's, all different.

The real me is at CTC, NNWO, MOD, and Gastronamus.

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Originally posted by tranz
Regardless I did get a pretty good laugh out of it. Although I was def. wondering to myself what kinda drugs they were on!

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Originally posted by Swamp Gas
We're still trying to figure out if this one is real. I think it is, but not 100% convinced.

http://www.xxxchurch.com/

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