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Lulu

Joined: 22 Dec 2000
Posts: 2501
Location: right here

Wed Jan 29, 2003 11:41 pm

chemflu pen? get better soon and say yes! (:

Lulu

Joined: 22 Dec 2000
Posts: 2501
Location: right here

Mon Feb 03, 2003 11:25 pm

Well it's official folks! Penumbra has decided to climb aboard the moderator train. A big welcome and thank you to her for helping Thermit out!!

See ya in the Back Room pen (;

shatoga

Joined: 23 Nov 2002
Posts: 1291

Fri Feb 07, 2003 8:52 am

Refreshing to find out that all forums have the same problems.

I'm too newbie here to know a lot, but I moderate at 3 other forums.

It's much more job than power.

The need to read every post, fix broken links and try to stay non partisan wears.

That mods here have the integrity to criticize each other encourages me to keep visiting and keep posting.

Penumbra has my empathy and my wishes for a successful time as moderator.

BTW/ As a newbie, I have no dog in any fights here.

I just like the forum,
and think the moderators are doing the best they can.

mark sky

Joined: 14 Oct 2000
Posts: 3616
Location: SW coast of Oregon

Sat Feb 08, 2003 5:28 am

you all have gotten much too serious here
i am sure "illumi~naughty" (over upon channel 9) could do better
but lets have a couple of IRS jokes
just don't inhale ~ agreed
(did i spell that correct like?)

oH righty then
here are the IRS Jokes
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
IRS Genie

A man has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His camel dies of thirst. He's crawling through the sands, certain that he has breathed his last, when all of a sudden he sees an object sticking out of the
sand several yards ahead of him.
He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers what looks to be an old brief case. He opens it and out pops a genie. But this is no ordinary genie. He is wearing an IRS ID badge and a dull gray suit.
There's a calculator in his pocket. He has a pencil tucked behind one ear.
"Well, kid," says the genie. "You know how it works. You have three wishes."
"I'm not falling for this." Says the man. "I'm not going to trust an IRS auditor."
"What do you have to lose? You've got no transportation, and it looks like you're a goner anyway!"
The man thinks about this for a minute, and decides that the genie is right. "OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plentiful food and drink."
***POOF***
The man finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever seen. And he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies.
"OK, kid, what's your second wish."
"My second wish is that I were rich beyond my wildest dreams."
***POOF***
The man finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare gold coins and precious gems.
"OK, kid, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good one!"
After thinking for a few minutes, the man says, "I wish that no matter where I go beautiful women will want and need me."
***POOF***
He is turned into a tampon.
The moral of the story: If the government offers you anything, there's going to be a string attached.

JOKE # 2
A bright, young, fresh-out-of-school auditor had just joined the IRS &
was
excited to begin tracking down high-powered offenders-like Enron or the
World.Com guys. Anxious for his first high-powered audit, he was a bit
dismayed when his assignment was to audit a Rabbi.

Looking over the books, the taxes were pretty straight forward, and the
Rabbi clearly very frugal, so he thought he'd make his day
interesting by having a little fun with the Rabbi.

"Rabbi," he said, "I noticed that you buy a lot of candles."

"Yes," answered the Rabbi.

"Well, what do you do with the candle drippings?" the auditor asked.

"A good question," noted the Rabbi. "We actually save them up and
when we have enough, we send them back to the candle maker. And every
now
and then, they send us a free box of candles."

"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
question actually had a practical answer. So he thought he'd go on,
in his obnoxious way..."Rabbi, what about all these matzo purchases?
What do you do with the crumbs from the matzo?"

"Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi calmly, "we actually collect all the crumbs
from the matzo and when we have enough, we put them in a box & send them
back to the manufacturer and every now and then, they send us a free box
of
matzo balls."

"Oh," replied the auditor, thinking hard how to fluster the Rabbi.
"Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do you do with all the foreskins from
the
circumcisions?"

"Here too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. "What we do is save up
all
the foreskins, and when we have enough we actually send
them to the IRS"

"The IRS?," questioned the auditor in disbelief.

"Ahh, yes," replied the Rabbi, the IRS. And about once a year, they
send
us a little prick just like you."

but seriouse like penumbra would be a great addition as a moderator ~ if willing

FLKook

Joined: 28 Apr 2001
Posts: 710
Location: East Central Florida

Sat Feb 08, 2003 4:41 pm

Thanks Mark! Great timing, I just spent my first two hours this AM on tax prep.

Billy Joe McAllister

Joined: 12 Jan 2003
Posts: 249

Sun Feb 09, 2003 7:39 pm

It's not fair! It's not fair! I wanted to be moderator!

Swamp Gas

Joined: 06 Jun 2001
Posts: 4254
Location: On a Hill in the Lowlands

Sun Feb 09, 2003 10:02 pm

Billy,
The job was for "moderator", which means balanced. You are so un-balanced and tilted to the right, that Limbaugh, Coulter, and Hitler are liberals compared to you.

[Edited 1 times, lastly by swamp gas on 02-11-2003]

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