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US marines voice their disgust at BUSH in latrine graffiti
 Fri Oct 01, 2004 2:39 am
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Kerry beats Bush in US marine latrines
By Ned Parker in Al-asad airbase (Iraq)
http://sify.com/news/international/fullstory.php?id=13578571
Thursday, 30 September , 2004, 10:27
The US military, which traditionally avoids meddling in politics, is expressing its views about the US presidential race in the one place where a soldier can speak his mind freely: the latrines.
Here, in graffiti, young soldiers wax philosophical -- albeit crudely and with a fondness for four-letter words -- about God, death, President George W. Bush and his democratic rival John Kerry.
And, if one straw poll is to be believed on this gigantic air base in the western Iraqi desert, Kerry is due to rout Bush in the November 2 elections, after the Massachusetts senator picked up 73 votes to 58 on the bathroom wall. Discuss: These Marines are expressing a popular opinion, Kerry will surely topple Bush
However, the vote has come in for criticism amid suspicions Kerry supporters voted more than once due to the identical hashmarks on his side of the column inside the foul, humid brown and green plastic stalls, known as "Port-a-Johns".
While independent presidential candidate Ralph Nader received nary a mention, some marines nominated pornography kingpins Hugh Hefner and Larry Flynt onto the latrine wall ballots.
Heavy Metal gods Slayer and Rob Zombie received 11th-hour nominations from men in uniform to run for the White House. The bathroom wall vents a surprising amount of anger over Bush, considered by many rank-and-file a great wartime president, and heaps a mountain of cynicism on the US presence in Iraq.
Much of the bile is dedicated to denigrating Bush's homestate of Texas, the land of cowboys and toughness that has come to define his wartime presidency. "Here I sit cheeks a-flexin'. Bout to make another Texan," one rhyme reads, repeated in multiple stalls.
"F*** Texas" reads another slogan, prompting threats of death from a defender of the Lonestar state. Another slogan reads: "Texas = steers and queers," in a crude verbal assault on Texans' code of manhood.
One diatribe says: "The only thing Bush cares about is a good fight to make a name for himself. If you think he really cares about us you're out of your f***ing mind. If you really believe 9/11 is related to Iraq then you're just as delusional as the hippie that thinks there will ever be world peace. You're not fighting for America. You're fighting for f***ed-up politics. End of story Cinderella."
Another pundit opines: "If you are a retard, vote Bush. He is too!" Bush supporters fire back with accusations that Kerry will sink the military.
They belittle his military service in Vietnam and write: "A traitor ever since Vietnam, when he lied about his actions," in reference to charges brought against Kerry by a dubious group of military veterans in August.
"If you want a huge pay cut, vote Kerry," writes one bathroom scribe, voicing the grunt soldier's belief that the Democrats will gut the armed forces. "If you want a p**** in office vote Kerry."
But Kerry gets off scot-free compared to Bush, who is called 'a scumbag, alcoholic, draft-dodging millionaire daddy's boy,' in reference to Bush's wild youth and lingering questions about his national guard service during Vietnam.
Commenting on the marines' bathroom debating society, Lieutenant Josh Walton suggested the stalls had a loosening effect on the soldiers, especially the service's smaller number of Kerry supporters.
"You can put out what you want. It's pretty anonymous," Walton said. "If you want to be a jokester, express what you feel, you can put it up there."
Amid the scrawled expletives -- interspersed with rants against female marines and paeans to the virtues of other soldiers' wives, sisters and mothers -- some men offered sober and cynical reflections on the American mission in Iraq.
In black magic marker, a soldier scrawled a maxim from Plato that rings true whoever wins the November election: "Only the dead have seen the end of war." |
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snakelady
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Fri Oct 01, 2004 5:54 pm
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A little sad that the only time they can express themselves is when they are taking a s!@#. That's america for ya! |
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Swamp Gas
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Fri Oct 01, 2004 6:59 pm
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quote:
Originally posted by snakelady
A little sad that the only time they can express themselves is when they are taking a s!@#. That's america for ya!
Yes, but it is fertile ground for a mutiny! |
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Mech
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Mon Oct 04, 2004 10:09 pm
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"If you are a retard, vote Bush. He is too!"
How appropriate!
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