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Swamp Gas





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Re: WhaT ? PostThu Jul 21, 2005 4:37 am  Reply with quote  

quote:
Originally posted by mark sky
free booze and drugz
all i ever get in the mail are chemtrail documentary orders...
i feel so,,, left out...
all of a sudden

perhaps Jay is ?thinkin?
Thermit is layin out those big
"Mystriouse LINES in the sky" ??? 1997 (remember that jay?)



Hey Mark! Don't feel left out.......Take a puff of Thermit's Contrail-Weed!!!!



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PostThu Jul 21, 2005 4:47 am  Reply with quote  

"DOE-DO-DO-DOE.."



"You can't touch this.."

MC Jimbo Hammer, the Volcano-walking inventor of "Air Harmacology"..
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DOE watchin PostThu Jul 21, 2005 5:12 am  Reply with quote  

volcano stompin
i fell like vomitin
\excuse me please
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Mech





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PostThu Jul 21, 2005 9:38 pm  Reply with quote  

Frikken ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!


Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing


That s#!+ is FUNNY!!!


Very Happy

Lets go visit Jay "Johhny Spray" Reynolds and Clem Trails.


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Et in Arcadia ego





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PostThu Jul 21, 2005 10:00 pm  Reply with quote  

If you think this thread's funny you should see the one at Arrianne's..

http://www.ariannaonline.com/forums/showthread.php?t=26845

Razz
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PostThu Jul 21, 2005 10:58 pm  Reply with quote  

This may be off topic but since you mentioned Jim Phelps I was wondering what the overall consensus is on this guy. I lost the thread but I was reading one of his posts that seemed to go on and on and I've been to his website to read about all of the countless pages of explanations behind god's I mean Jim's involvement in inventing HAARP, chemtrails, etc... Now I have some understanding in science and I must say that some of what he is saying sounds plausible but logically speaking there appears to be a disconnect. He seems bent on the theory that chemtrails are helping to mitigate environmental problems. However, this doesn't seem to add up. I believe that he probably believes that this is what Chemtrails are for but the reality is different. In none of his explanation, and I appologize that I haven't read all 100+ pages, there doesn't seem to be anything explaning the biological components or the fibers that Carnicom and others have found. I've got rust colored splotches all over my patio and car that don't fit the Titanium or Aluminum explanation. As I have posted before, I'm suffering from an over abundance of bacteria in my system and I've read articles discussing how medical doctors are finding significant levels of fungus in people's blood. I don't have any data on the volcanic activity experienced today vs. previous years but I do believe that as far as pollution goes we've had a lot more in the past. He claims that an increase in air traffic is the problem. I don't know about you but qualitatively speaking it appears to me that there is less air traffic. Also, why are they spraying at night? I've been told by people at NASA that each shuttle launch damages the ozone more than anything else, not sure how accurate this is. Also, there's a story on http://www.viewzone.com/vz.message.html that tells of the military activating the HAARP array in Alaska to levels which punched a hole in the ionosphere. It's getting where you don't know whom to believe anymore, I guess that has already been predicted - see Revelations.
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PostThu Jul 21, 2005 11:10 pm  Reply with quote  

You're right, Kestrel, the only thing I can state as being 100% acurate is that I have no idea what it is that's going on.

Everything I have looked into myself pushes me towards direct forcing as a mitigation scheme for CO2 emmissions, but I have no explanation for the biological issues involved.

It's a real problem because seemingly no one in the medical profession(or any other field for that matter) is willing to assess what we call Chemtrails as a potential vector for human sickness.

Confused

I fail to see why it wouldn't be a vector; after all, if it's a physical material it can be used as a substrate for whatever can attach itself. This includes fungi in the upper atmosphere.

What goes up must come down. As above, so below.

Pain in the ass, these chemtrails, eh?

As far as Jimbo Phelps is concerned, pigs don't fly.

Razz
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PostFri Jul 22, 2005 5:47 am  Reply with quote  

Well i figure if i am going to remain a "moderator" around here
i had better git with the "program"
it was expensive, let me tell you.........
i spent all day at it
first i bought a bunch of marawana (god that stuff costs more than GOLD)
then i got the reqisate cocaine (imported from Columbia)
it took a bit of searching to find any LSD these daze
what i actually got might be MDMA for all i know...

then i really had to search around to find a rolling paper distributor
to roll a Thermit sized joint

i was so tired by noon, i had to find some methamthetamine
just to roll a joint that big

finally i got all of my "moderator requirements" home
or so i thought....

then i found out you need an industrial flame thrower to light the joint

downhartened i took all of the "LSD" i had bought
then i popped an eight track version of "Lucy stripped the sky with Chemtrails"
into the old pickup, and headed back to town...

while i was "examining" the contents lable of some vitamine pills
the security guard asked if i needed any help

and since i did, i said
"where are your industrail Thermit grade Joint flame ThroWing lighters, SIR"
"i thought they might be located in the medical marawana section of your health food division of your chinese controlled megabig box store"
after kissing the security gaurd i realized it was MDMA and not LSD that i had bought.........................

but i was wrong,
dead wrong...

the security gaurd winked at me and put me in one of those electrik golf cart doohickies
and sent me a quarter mile over to the garden sector of the megastore

it was a good thing he gave me the half ton electric cart
there was a sale on medical STP AND DMS !!!

Remmington ammo was buy one get two free

i sure am glad i have an SUV so i could haul all of this back to my secure bunker

so now i am a good CTC "moderator" ready to SERVE the demented potheads

VISA is just going to love this...

oh, and get this, the boys from the hood outside the store

they had a special on Afgani opium

seems since the taliban are gone
the price went down
and air force freight
is less than UPS

so i am your harppy moderator now
no more New World Oder rants ` oh no~

and as a side effect
my farts now smell like roses
and are multicolored, and in paisily patterns
don't that get all ???

well actually to be honest
(i did not invent farts for the DOE)



they smell more like

SHALLOTS




and aluminum barium salts

well, better eat some more mescaline and mushrooms before i fall asleep
the night is young
and i am going to read


OWNING THE WEATHER by 2025 by USAF
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PostFri Jul 22, 2005 11:41 am  Reply with quote  

Someone here feels that our recently banned debunker in residence...

is a twelve year old kid and a computer.

My own feeling...

I think he's completly flipped the old shopping cart!!! Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes

And then there are those who truely believe that "He" is one step removed from God... Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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Et in Arcadia ego





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PostFri Jul 22, 2005 1:42 pm  Reply with quote  

quote:
Originally posted by BigJoe
Someone here feels that our recently banned debunker in residence...

is a twelve year old kid and a computer.


Somehow, I doubt that..

Twisted Evil
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PostFri Jul 22, 2005 2:34 pm  Reply with quote  

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks ET... Now that is FUNNY!!!!! Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

And right on the target!!!

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PostFri Jul 22, 2005 2:51 pm  Reply with quote  

Hey Jimbo...

As an amateur meteorologist for 30 years...

I FIRMLY BELIEVE CHEMTRAILS ARE CAUSING DROUGHTS in some regions...

Floods in others... Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Razz Razz Razz Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostFri Jul 22, 2005 3:05 pm  Reply with quote  

Hmmmmmm..... Hey Lord Jim...

It appears as if almost half of the country is presently in drought... Thought you might want to check out the official drought monitor...
http://www.drought.unl.edu/dm/monitor.html

Funny... those dry regions seem to be where MUCH of the very heavy spraying has been taking place!!! Razz Razz Razz

And by the way... from the National Weather Service... Knoxville, Tenessee, (McGhee Tyson) as of today, is just about FIVE inches
BELOW NORMAL in their yearly precipitation... (check it out if you don't believe me...) Lots of spraying down there too!!!
http://www.wunderground.com/cgi-bin/findweather/getForecast?query=ICAO:KTYS&almanac=1

I remember you mentioning they were watering their lawns twice a week down there now because of all the above normal rainfall...Laughing Laughing Laughing

Just thought you'd be interested... Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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PostFri Jul 22, 2005 4:26 pm  Reply with quote  

Mark,

Sounds like a wild time up there in the Northwest!!

I wonder whether electronic and/or visual stimulation of Neural receptors into a psychoactive state is legal?

I can see Lord MC Jimbo Obi Rasputin turning in people for staring at colored lights or listening to Theta wave frequencies.
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PostFri Jul 22, 2005 5:09 pm  Reply with quote  

He's also been ranting about turning people in for suggesting that chemtrails are causing droughts.

Personally, I think the guy has just gone over the edge.
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