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Rantings of an Onion Farmer PostWed Jul 20, 2005 5:15 pm  Reply with quote  

The infamous Jay Reynolds is again showing his shoddy research skills and talent for jumping to rediculous conclusions...

http://www.ariannaonline.com/forums/showpost.php?p=340872&postcount=110


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To begin with, the founder, Mark Steadham, believed that chemtrails are for immunization against a biological attack. Don't believe me? Check the poll about what chemtrails are for.



Congratulations for not screwing that one up. My pet theory is no secret.


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He got the idea from a psychic phone line operator named Michele Mayama(MC&VISA accepted).



That is incorrect. Jay also apparently has a hatred for the esoteric and inspired talents innate to humans.

But Michele does have a great website, check it out at...
http://www.lightsmith.com/

Love is so much more powerful than hate.


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About three years into the hoax, Thermit realized he was dead wrong, and dropped out.



I didn't realize that. I also don't think that.


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Why continue on with CTC, then?

Follow the money trail, old buddy. The answer is that Steadham garners tens of thousands in 'click-through' revenue each year by the links at the bottom of each CTCpage for something called the X Network.

Ask yourselves why you were never told about the whole "X network" business that Thermit created as a cash cow once he realized chemtrails were nothing more than contrails..

Ask yourself why he dropped out only to create a money-grubbing scheme no one wants to talk about.



Wow, the fantasy here nearly bowls me over. Rolling Eyes

CTC and the X Network aren't exactly cash cows, when I consider the operating costs of the website versus the paltry income, is has always been a loss. Yes, that's right I've spent more on CTC than I will ever get out of it.

No cash cow here. Another JR lie.


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Ask yourself why Thermit's homepage is "seoma.net" and not CTC.



For more backlinks, of course. Look into SEO if you are interested...


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Ask yourselves why Thermit keeps himself so busy selling advertising, yet expends absolutely NO energy on the subject he once believed in.

Or better yet, ask to see the books, find out exactly how much moola is involved, who is into the profit sharing end of things.

You might be surprised to find out!

Follow the real money trail behind the chemtrails hoax.

Time to wise up, people.
Stop being sheople.



Jay promoting a conspiracy theory, who would have thought?


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And last of all, remember who told you about all this.
Jay



Yes, Jay, we'll remember that you, once again come up with the most ludicrous theories in the universe.

Hope your shallot farming is going well.
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Et in Arcadia ego





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PostWed Jul 20, 2005 5:26 pm  Reply with quote  

Oh, come now, Thermit..

Don't be stingy with the gems in that thread..You're leaving out lots of good stuff like Jim Rasputin teaming up with WMM suggesting that Moses be dug up from his Suadi tomb & share with the world the reality that Jesus Christ was a chemtrail pilot..

I haven't turned my TV on once since that thread was started.

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PostWed Jul 20, 2005 5:30 pm  Reply with quote  

Oh, by the way..Just wanted to say thanks for all the free dope you hooked me up with..

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Originally posted by Insurrectionchemistry
It also sounds like some might be getting payola with free drugs.



Rolling Eyes Very Happy Rolling Eyes
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PostWed Jul 20, 2005 5:36 pm  Reply with quote  

Jay "Johnny Spray" Reynolds now has a new buddy, Jim "Rasputin" Phelps.

It's amazing on how these Crackpots take one issue, and come to wild conclusions.

Actually, those two are increasing traffic to CTC. They think that the people who read their ludicrous, Nixonian/Bushian rants can't think for themselves.

Here's the low-down.....We traded a Jim Phelps for bigbunny, Et in Arcadia Ego, and Weatherman714. We got the better deal.... Very Happy Cool Very Happy Cool

Oh, Mr Spray, read this month's Popular Science article on reversing global warming. It speaks of six reasons to reverse it. Two being increasing the density of clouds and creating more clouds, and using an aluminum shield to block dangerous UV-B from reaching the earth because of a blown out ozone layer.

Haven't we been saying this for years. Jim Phelps was dangerously close to the truth about geo-engineering, but his lying brought him down. Johhny Reynolds thinks he is here to "enlighten" everyone to their "delusions". What a friggen' team. Good Cop...Bad Cop.......

To Reynolds and Phelps.....The new ABbott and Costello of Sociological rejects.

ALso, thanks for all the free booze Thermit.
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PostWed Jul 20, 2005 5:46 pm  Reply with quote  

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Originally posted by Swamp Gas
To Reynolds and Phelps.....The new ABbott and Costello of Sociological rejects.


I'll toast to that!



Or was it..



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PostWed Jul 20, 2005 6:14 pm  Reply with quote  


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Each episode of the series began with the team leader (Daniel Briggs for the first season, then Jim Phelps from 1967 until the finalé) receiving a secret, pre-recorded message containing his mission. This sequence became famous (and often imitated and parodied) as every message would then "self-destruct," leaving no evidence (supposedly) of the actual existence of the mission. This sequence was often filmed on the Paramount back lot. Jim Phelps would then choose his teammates for the mission from a group of candidates' photographs and bios (except for occasional guest stars and cast changes, he always chose the same team), and they would prepare an elaborate plan to conduct their mission and defeat the bad guy of the week. This ritual remained virtually unchanged through the show's run, although the self-destructing tape recorder would not become the usual vessel for receiving orders until later in the series. In early episodes, Briggs/Phelps would receive orders on everything from phonograph records to slide-tape projectors. The 1980s series used miniature compact discs almost exclusively. Later seasons dropped the team selection process as redundant. Peter Graves, (who played the role of Jim Phelps) once said the entire seasons' worth of "tape scenes" were usually filmed all at once prior to production of the rest of the episodes, and that he never knew which tape scene would appear with which episode until broadcast.



So Jim Phelps has a new "Mission Impossible" Team.

Jay "Johnny Spray" Reynolds....former oil company janitor, now onion farmer.

Yaak "The StrongMan".....former toilet paper company janitor, now emperor of the outhouse

Stuart Milksop......Former permanent latrine orderly for the Chilean Air Force, now spiritual advisor to "The Team"
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Mech





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PostWed Jul 20, 2005 11:32 pm  Reply with quote  

Hey.....

I was in on this conspiracy too..!!!!

Wheres my cut of the pie..damn it!!!!

I think the cheese has finally slipped of Jay Reynolds cracker.

Funny actually.

And the debunkers/schills call US "Paranoid Kooks"?

They should stick to government hugging.

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DELETED DUE TO THE POLICY OF CTC IN LETTING THE DEBUNKERS AND TROUBLEMAKERS LIKE "FUIwon'tDoWhatUTellMe" AKA, "MAY41970' OVERRUN THE SITE.

FOR THAT REASON I WILL NOT HAVE MY POST ARCHIVED HERE AND I NO LONGER WISH TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH THIS SITE.


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PostThu Jul 21, 2005 12:06 am  Reply with quote  

"For an Arkansas farmer working so hard his farm, Reynolds sure seems to have a lot of free time on his hands, most farmers that I know work twelve hour days, seven day's a week and are far to busy to be involved in the kind of cheep shot journalism that Reynolds seems to find so much time for.




That makes him a WANNA-BE onion farmer turned hack writer schlepping for the Neo-Cons..

ROFLMAO!!!!


LLLLLLLOOSER!!!
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PostThu Jul 21, 2005 12:29 am  Reply with quote  

Don't forget that Jim "If you decide to accept the mission" Phelps, and Reynolds have a secret crush on each other, much like Karl Rove and Jeff Gannon.

Opposites, yet identical.

Excuse me while I get ready for the Virtual Naked Pagan Festival and Sacrament Burning being started at Dante Thermit's Cyber House of Pleasure and Pain!

Very Happy Very Happy Smile Cool
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Just Getting the Official Data Straight... PostThu Jul 21, 2005 12:29 am  Reply with quote  

And just a note to good old Obi Jimbo Rasputin Phelps...

The yearly 2005 rainfall average to date for Knoxville, Tenessee happens to presently be at 4.63 inches BELOW NORMAL!!!

Funny how all the people down there , according to him, are mowing their lawns twice a week due to all the extra rain they are having...

Unfortunately, I took this individual at his word on this one, instead of checking out the official data on this recent "inaccuracy" of his...
as I should have done in the first place! What a bunch of BS!!! Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

Also...
"What I do not understand is why Jay Reynolds is getting so much attention..."

- I couldn't agree more!!!


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PostThu Jul 21, 2005 12:37 am  Reply with quote  

I'm sure FOX NEWS would love to hire him.
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Et in Arcadia ego





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Re: Poetic Justice. PostThu Jul 21, 2005 12:37 am  Reply with quote  

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Originally posted by Louis Aubuchont
Personally, I believe that Reynolds is still a DOD subcontractor / AGENT, doing the Governments dirty work in attacking and vilifying anyone who writes seriously about the global spraying issue, maybe he gets a big farm subsidy like a bone to the dog for his loyalty to his master[s].


lol.

quote:
Originally posted by Insurrectionchemistry
It also sounds like some might be getting payola with free drugs.


Very Happy

Ole Jimbo cracks me up, man..
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PostThu Jul 21, 2005 12:43 am  Reply with quote  

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Originally posted by Swamp Gas
Excuse me while I get ready for the Virtual Naked Pagan Festival and Sacrament Burning being started at Dante Thermit's Cyber House of Pleasure and Pain!

Very Happy Very Happy Smile Cool


Oh yeah..I forgot all about the Pagan Blood Orgy..



Gotta light?

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PostThu Jul 21, 2005 12:56 am  Reply with quote  

Obi Jimbo Rasputin says...

"I will humble you..."


Confucius say...

"He who dwell in glass house unwise to cast stone!!!"...Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
http://www.gargoylemechanique.com/chama/chemtrails_overview.html


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