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Bill Maher's new act PostSun Jul 31, 2005 2:34 am  Reply with quote  

"I'm Swiss"

On being president- "People from Texas shouldn't be president, wouldn't that solve a lot of things"?

On Bush freezing while reading My Pet Goat- "Even FDR would've gotten up, and he couldn't get up."

On Limbaugh- "There's nothing morally superior about preferring the high of OxyContin to alcohol, weed or crack."

Advice to the kids- "Never have sex with a priest, because you'll be having sex with every other kid that had sex with that priest for the last ten years....and that could a lot of kids."

About the cigarette business- "Tobacco companies are drug pushers, of course they're going to lie."

On health- "Why are we so sick?.......could it be that we eat like Caligula?......all from the poison we call lunch."

"I wouldn't touch a hot dog unless you put a condom on it."

About patriotism, republicans & the "Hate America first crowd"- "It's not that I hate America, I'm just embarrassed.... embarrassed that Cretans like you have to represent me".

This so far, and I'm watching it right now is one of his best stand-up comedy acts yet! Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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Re: Bill Maher's new act PostSun Jul 31, 2005 2:53 am  Reply with quote  

Plenty of gratuitous Bush bashing as well.........LOL!!! Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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