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Jeanie
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Really really enjoyed the "stand up comedian" as for the rest, well, didn't watch any of them completely, what we feed our minds warrents some attention as well as what we feed our bodies. |
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greenman
Joined: 04 May 2006
Posts: 172
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Tue Jun 20, 2006 11:08 pm
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m3th0d
Joined: 25 Jun 2003
Posts: 188
Location: Rijeka, Croatia |
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Wed Jul 19, 2006 8:12 pm
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Nice to see some good comedians' material posted here (Carlin, Chappelle)
Im a standup comedy collector. My faves are Carlin, Hicks, Chappelle, Pryor, Williams.
Here's my lil contribution to this humorous thread:
http://www.fundumper.com/funny/bush-loves-bald-men.htm
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marklookingup
Joined: 31 Jul 2005
Posts: 502
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Thu Jul 20, 2006 5:03 am
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Corporate $#@#! Game
Do you keep falling asleep in meetings and seminars? What about those long and boring conference calls? Monotone voices burbling on and on like a creek for hours on end, forcing you to look for the nearest sharp object or length of wire to end it all. Here's a way to change all of that...
1. Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar, or conference call, prepare yourself by drawing a square. I find that 5"x5" is a good size. Divide the card into columns-five across and five down. That will give you 25 one-inch blocks.
2. Write one of the following words/phrases in each block:
synergy
strategic fit
core competencies
best practice
bottom line
revisit
take that off-line
24/7
out of the loop
benchmark
value-added
proactive
win-win
think outside the box
fast track
result-driven
empower
knowledge base
solution
touch base
mindset
client focus
paradigm
game plan
leverage
OR print out and use the provided box below...
synergy
strategic fit
core competencies
best practice
bottom line
revisit
take that off-line
24 / 7
out of the loop
benchmark
value-added
proactive
win-win
think outside the box
fast track
result-driven
empower
knowledge base
solution
touch base
mindset
client focus
paradigm
game plan
leverage
3. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases.
4. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "$#@#!!"
Testimonials from satisfied "$#@#! Bingo" players:
"I had been in the meeting for only five minutes when I won."
- Jack W., Boston
"My attention span at meetings has improved dramatically."
- David D., Florida
"What a gas! Meetings will never be the same for me after my first win."
- Bill R., New York City
"The atmosphere was tense in the last process meeting as 14 of us waited for the fifth box." - Ben G., Denver
"The speaker was stunned as eight of us screamed '$#@#!!' for the third time in two hours." - Kathleen L., Atlanta |
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concerned
Joined: 06 Jun 2006
Posts: 58
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Fri Aug 11, 2006 9:33 pm
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haha George Carlin is great.. Check out Bill Hicks and David Cross on the you tube thing for good cynical humor |
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