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mr. jones





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PostSat Jun 17, 2006 6:23 pm  Reply with quote  

two thumbs up!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnSWXBnKy90&search=comedians

Man of god
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5blZCkhz7XM&search=comedians

P.B. Smiley
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tm4aw0yHlSE&search=comedians
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mr. jones





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PostSat Jun 17, 2006 6:34 pm  Reply with quote  

Biker comedian
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gheQDg7jqHM&search=comedians

Dunham and walter
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtlmE01_bTY&search=comedians

Lavell crawford
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0naHeQQwmUQ&search=comedians
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mr. jones





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PostSat Jun 17, 2006 7:11 pm  Reply with quote  

chinese and indians
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0naHeQQwmUQ&search=comedians

clips
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQI_qHxyEdw&search=comedians

jamie Foxx
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3LgEsirP64&search=comedians
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mr. jones





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PostSat Jun 17, 2006 7:13 pm  Reply with quote  

More jamie foxx
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNS1QgKTNLM&search=comedians

Drugs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4j7TMjLXko8&search=comedians

juicy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuYN67mGi_Y&search=comedians
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mr. jones





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PostSat Jun 17, 2006 7:18 pm  Reply with quote  

lactose intolerant
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6hxX0t6Qew&search=comedians

martin lawrence
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZanw1Mw89g&search=comedians

D.L. hughley
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Io3LuPmVh18&search=comedians

have a nice weekend and take care............
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PostMon Jun 19, 2006 4:33 am  Reply with quote  

Really really enjoyed the "stand up comedian" as for the rest, well, didn't watch any of them completely, what we feed our minds warrents some attention as well as what we feed our bodies.
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mr. jones





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PostMon Jun 19, 2006 5:05 pm  Reply with quote  

george carlin on religion
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jv2yXh6pTDY&search=george%20carlin%20

on suicide
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdiCSVuJbDI&search=george%20carlin%20

modern man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZR5zpImvMc&search=george%20carlin
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mr. jones





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PostMon Jun 19, 2006 5:08 pm  Reply with quote  

more george
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeE8n26q6qE&search=george%20carlin

complaints and greivances
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKHE6rzMNJU&search=george%20carlin

honor students
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9V-udMo_AAQ&search=george%20carlin
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mr. jones





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PostMon Jun 19, 2006 5:10 pm  Reply with quote  

corn hole
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eENwS5gUssA&search=george%20carlin

on fools who shave their heads bald
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpuWNzCW0NU&mode=related&search=george%20carlin
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mr. jones





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PostMon Jun 19, 2006 5:13 pm  Reply with quote  

things that come off your body
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waCWPScVF6c&mode=related&search=george%20carlin

traffic accidents
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqoE2adIwOc&mode=related&search=george%20carlin
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mr. jones





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PostMon Jun 19, 2006 5:20 pm  Reply with quote  

dave cahppelle
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sytUPQl_1vg&search=black%20comedians

george carlin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsms5ur4YPg&mode=related&search=george%20carlin%20
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greenman





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The real immigration problem PostTue Jun 20, 2006 11:08 pm  Reply with quote  

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m3th0d





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Location: Rijeka, Croatia
PostWed Jul 19, 2006 8:12 pm  Reply with quote  

Nice to see some good comedians' material posted here (Carlin, Chappelle)
Im a standup comedy collector. My faves are Carlin, Hicks, Chappelle, Pryor, Williams.

Here's my lil contribution to this humorous thread:

http://www.fundumper.com/funny/bush-loves-bald-men.htm
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marklookingup





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PostThu Jul 20, 2006 5:03 am  Reply with quote  

Corporate $#@#! Game


Do you keep falling asleep in meetings and seminars? What about those long and boring conference calls? Monotone voices burbling on and on like a creek for hours on end, forcing you to look for the nearest sharp object or length of wire to end it all. Here's a way to change all of that...

1. Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar, or conference call, prepare yourself by drawing a square. I find that 5"x5" is a good size. Divide the card into columns-five across and five down. That will give you 25 one-inch blocks.

2. Write one of the following words/phrases in each block:

synergy

strategic fit

core competencies

best practice

bottom line

revisit

take that off-line

24/7

out of the loop

benchmark

value-added

proactive

win-win

think outside the box

fast track

result-driven

empower

knowledge base

solution

touch base

mindset

client focus

paradigm

game plan

leverage

OR print out and use the provided box below...

synergy
strategic fit
core competencies
best practice
bottom line

revisit
take that off-line
24 / 7
out of the loop
benchmark

value-added
proactive
win-win
think outside the box
fast track

result-driven
empower
knowledge base
solution
touch base

mindset
client focus
paradigm
game plan
leverage



3. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases.

4. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "$#@#!!"


Testimonials from satisfied "$#@#! Bingo" players:

"I had been in the meeting for only five minutes when I won."
- Jack W., Boston

"My attention span at meetings has improved dramatically."
- David D., Florida

"What a gas! Meetings will never be the same for me after my first win."
- Bill R., New York City

"The atmosphere was tense in the last process meeting as 14 of us waited for the fifth box." - Ben G., Denver

"The speaker was stunned as eight of us screamed '$#@#!!' for the third time in two hours." - Kathleen L., Atlanta
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concerned





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PostFri Aug 11, 2006 9:33 pm  Reply with quote  

haha George Carlin is great.. Check out Bill Hicks and David Cross on the you tube thing for good cynical humor
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