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Mech
Joined: 06 Jun 2001
Posts: 8237
Location: THE 4th REICH USA |
Comic Relief
 Sat Dec 03, 2005 12:27 am
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The HUMOR thread.
With all of the horrible things happening in the world..I thought it was time to post some things humorous.
Its important to stay positive and light hearted when fighting this war against every one of us by the globalists and world elites.
Images, annecdotes, poems, multimedia..you name it.
Doesn't have to be political..just funny.
So..heres one to start it off.
http://www.toostupidtobepresident.com/shockwave/disassembler.htm
Post your own.
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mmmmbarium
tagged & banned
Joined: 27 Dec 2005
Posts: 385
Location: Hell on Earth |
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Wed Dec 28, 2005 4:59 am
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physco haha |
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Dan Rockwell
Joined: 10 Dec 2001
Posts: 1988
Location: Stamford, CT, USA |
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Wed Dec 28, 2005 6:38 am
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 WOW!!! That is really Shocking Mech...  But it is kind of funny too... I guess she wouldn't like to see my collection of paranormal books... or my mini Egyptian Statues.. or the wooden masks on the wall... |
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chickenlittle
Joined: 01 Oct 2005
Posts: 92
Location: great pacific northwest |
| FREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wed Dec 28, 2005 5:12 pm
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Yeah it looks like her beliefs are sooooooo much BETTER for her kids!
Looks like needing to s!@# your pants is good old time religion,
Oddly enough she probably loves George because he is christian example for America?? 
P.s Not sure but I think she may be possesed.BY THE SPIRIIIIIIT! |
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chickenlittle
Joined: 01 Oct 2005
Posts: 92
Location: great pacific northwest |
| heres a funny one
Sun Jan 01, 2006 7:51 pm
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WARNING!
Disease Control and Prevention has issued a warning about a new virulent
strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease is contracted through
dangerous and high-risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim and
pronounced "gonna re-elect him."
Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for the past
four years. Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include:
anti-social personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with messianic
overtones, extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to incorporate new
information, pronounced xenophobia and paranoia, inability to accept
responsibility for own actions, cowardice masked by misplaced bravado,
uncontrolled facial smirking, ignorance of geography and history, tendencies
towards evangelical theocracy, categorical all-or-nothing behavior.
Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease
originated only a few years ago from a bush found in Texas.
Hope of happiness for all of you,
cheers to the new year
chicky |
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starman1
Joined: 29 Sep 2005
Posts: 1487
Location: Earth |
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Mon Mar 27, 2006 6:43 pm
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Someone sent me this today
quote:
Can the English language survive Bush?
"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country. "
- George W. Bush
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure. "
- George W. Bush
"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'. "
- George W. Bush
"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."
- George W. Bush
"The future will be better tomorrow. " George W. Bush
"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world. "
- George W. Bush
"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
- George W. Bush
" We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe We are a part of Europe."
- George W. Bush
"Public speaking is very easy."
- George W. Bush
"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls." - George W. Bush
"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur. "
- George W. Bush
"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
- George W. Bush
" Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
- George W. Bush
" It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it. "
- George W. Bush
"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."
- George W. Bush
It only hurts when you laugh. God help us all.
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mr. jones
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 1899
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Mon Mar 27, 2006 7:46 pm
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I totally agree, sense of humor relaxes the body and mind.
When the body relaxes it stimulates the immune system.
I'll be posting some things, nice topic, good idea. |
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mr. jones
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 1899
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Tue Mar 28, 2006 6:16 pm
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I think george is in the wrong profession, he is a natural for stand up.
Check this following joke out, it's by krishnamurti.
http://www.katinkahesselink.net/kr/jokes1.html |
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increase 1776
Joined: 07 Oct 2000
Posts: 3097
Location: Bizzaro World |
| Jack Schitt
Thu Mar 30, 2006 6:48 am
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You don't know Jack Schitt ! http://www.barry.fireflyinternet.co.uk/JackSchitt/Jack_Schit.htm
_________________
"The police are not here to create disorder.
The police are here to preserve disorder." Mayor Richard Daley |
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Ronda860
Joined: 18 Feb 2006
Posts: 31
Location: Northeast Wisconsin |
| The New W
Mon Apr 03, 2006 2:50 pm
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Told that he needs to improve his PR rating a bit, George W. Bush goes to an elementary school to talk to the kids.
After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand
and Bush asks his name. "Stanley," responds the boy. "And what is your question,Stanley?" "Well, actually, I have three questions. First, why did the U.S.A. invade Iraq without the support the the United Nations? Second, why are you president when Al Gore got more votes? And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?" Just then, the bell rings for recess. Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.
When they resume, George says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right --- question time. Who has a question?" Another little boy puts up his hand.
George points him out and asks his name. "Harry," he responds. "And what is your question, Harry?" "Actually, I have five questions. First, why did the U.S.A. invade Iraq without the support of the U.N.?Second, why are you president when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And fifth, what the hell happened to Stanley?" |
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