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Mech





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Comic Relief PostSat Dec 03, 2005 12:27 am  Reply with quote  

The HUMOR thread.

With all of the horrible things happening in the world..I thought it was time to post some things humorous.

Its important to stay positive and light hearted when fighting this war against every one of us by the globalists and world elites.

Images, annecdotes, poems, multimedia..you name it.

Doesn't have to be political..just funny.

So..heres one to start it off.


http://www.toostupidtobepresident.com/shockwave/disassembler.htm


Post your own.

Cool
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Mech





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PostSat Dec 03, 2005 12:33 am  Reply with quote  

British Troops on Acid


http://www.zippyvideos.com/2019153372491146/lsdtroops1/


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PostSat Dec 03, 2005 12:33 am  Reply with quote  

Here's an old favorite:

http://www.youthofbritain.com/chillout/

Very Happy
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Mech





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PostSat Dec 03, 2005 12:45 am  Reply with quote  

Can't let this one slip away......


http://infowarsmedia.com/video/clips/real_cowboys/real_texas_cowboys_bb.mov


Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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Mech





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PostWed Dec 07, 2005 11:10 am  Reply with quote  

Christian Insanity.

Both shocking and Hilarious!!

http://www.zippyvideos.com/3715488182433476/christian2extreme/
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mmmmbarium


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PostWed Dec 28, 2005 4:59 am  Reply with quote  

physco haha
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Dan Rockwell





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PostWed Dec 28, 2005 6:38 am  Reply with quote  

Shocked WOW!!! That is really Shocking Mech... Laughing But it is kind of funny too... I guess she wouldn't like to see my collection of paranormal books... or my mini Egyptian Statues.. or the wooden masks on the wall... Cool
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chickenlittle





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FREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PostWed Dec 28, 2005 5:12 pm  Reply with quote  

Yeah it looks like her beliefs are sooooooo much BETTER for her kids!
Looks like needing to s!@# your pants is good old time religion,
Oddly enough she probably loves George because he is christian example for America?? Twisted Evil
P.s Not sure but I think she may be possesed.BY THE SPIRIIIIIIT!
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chickenlittle





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Here's one we can't forget and another PostWed Dec 28, 2005 5:26 pm  Reply with quote  

http://daemlich.net/10516
Love it!
and one more
http://jclement.ca/fun/Blondestar2004.mp3
Rolling Eyes
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chickenlittle





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heres a funny one PostSun Jan 01, 2006 7:51 pm  Reply with quote  

WARNING!
Disease Control and Prevention has issued a warning about a new virulent
strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease is contracted through
dangerous and high-risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim and
pronounced "gonna re-elect him."
Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for the past
four years. Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include:
anti-social personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with messianic
overtones, extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to incorporate new
information, pronounced xenophobia and paranoia, inability to accept
responsibility for own actions, cowardice masked by misplaced bravado,
uncontrolled facial smirking, ignorance of geography and history, tendencies
towards evangelical theocracy, categorical all-or-nothing behavior.
Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease
originated only a few years ago from a bush found in Texas. Laughing

Hope of happiness for all of you,
cheers to the new year
chicky
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starman1





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PostMon Mar 27, 2006 6:43 pm  Reply with quote  

Someone sent me this today

quote:
Can the English language survive Bush?


"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country. "
- George W. Bush

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure. "
- George W. Bush

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'. "
- George W. Bush

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."
- George W. Bush

"The future will be better tomorrow. " George W. Bush

"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world. "
- George W. Bush

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
- George W. Bush

" We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe We are a part of Europe."
- George W. Bush

"Public speaking is very easy."
- George W. Bush

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls." - George W. Bush

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur. "
- George W. Bush

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
- George W. Bush

" Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
- George W. Bush

" It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it. "
- George W. Bush

"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."
- George W. Bush


It only hurts when you laugh. God help us all.
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mr. jones





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PostMon Mar 27, 2006 7:46 pm  Reply with quote  

I totally agree, sense of humor relaxes the body and mind.

When the body relaxes it stimulates the immune system.

I'll be posting some things, nice topic, good idea.
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mr. jones





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PostTue Mar 28, 2006 6:16 pm  Reply with quote  

I think george is in the wrong profession, he is a natural for stand up.

Check this following joke out, it's by krishnamurti.

http://www.katinkahesselink.net/kr/jokes1.html
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Jack Schitt PostThu Mar 30, 2006 6:48 am  Reply with quote  

You don't know Jack Schitt ! http://www.barry.fireflyinternet.co.uk/JackSchitt/Jack_Schit.htm
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The New W PostMon Apr 03, 2006 2:50 pm  Reply with quote  

Told that he needs to improve his PR rating a bit, George W. Bush goes to an elementary school to talk to the kids.

After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand
and Bush asks his name. "Stanley," responds the boy. "And what is your question,Stanley?" "Well, actually, I have three questions. First, why did the U.S.A. invade Iraq without the support the the United Nations? Second, why are you president when Al Gore got more votes? And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?" Just then, the bell rings for recess. Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.

When they resume, George says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right --- question time. Who has a question?" Another little boy puts up his hand.

George points him out and asks his name. "Harry," he responds. "And what is your question, Harry?" "Actually, I have five questions. First, why did the U.S.A. invade Iraq without the support of the U.N.?Second, why are you president when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And fifth, what the hell happened to Stanley?"
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