posted 07-26-2001 03:26 PM            

Lulu, your patience will be rewarded soon...

posted 07-26-2001 05:12 PM            

[Edited 1 times, lastly by Lulu on 07-26-2001]

posted 07-27-2001 04:11 PM            

To Whom It May Concern

WHEREAS, Certain "Chemtrail" Websites have offered gratis bumper stickers in return for individuals of various Government and Military Agencies to participate in forum activities; and

WHEREAS, It is well known that these various Agencies' employees are primarily charged with Debunking and performing Agencies of Disinformation in regard to the above-mentioned Websites; and

WHEREAS, The offer was also made to entities of "Bio-Tech" Companies; and

WHEREAS, No further Corporations, Entities, Companies, or Individuals were made such an offer; and

WHEREAS, The Aerospace/Defense Corporations of America, being prime players in the Chemtrail Activity proposed by aforementioned Websites, are equally culpable, guilty, etc. as any other Entity mentioned above; and

WHEREAS, the Complainant below, an employee of one of the aforementioned Aerospace/Defense Companies, has maintained, at great personal expense and time, a reputation as a Debunking and Skeptical Entity for over two years in the aforementioned Websites with no thought of remuneration outside of payments by his employer, the NSA, and the Bilderbergs; and

WHEREAS, no such offer of Bumper Sticker, T-Shirt, Q-Beam Flashlight, Gas Mask, or any other Valuta has been made to the Complainant, and

WHEREAS, repeated requests to share such Valuta has been made to various Websites and other Air Force Recipients of such Valuta and have been ignored; and

WHEREAS, Such blatant lack of even-handedness and equality has irretretrievably damaged the reputation, future, fiscal solvency, and self-esteem of the Complainant;

NOW THEREFORE, BE IT KNOWN that the Complainant, MR. DUNCAN KUNZ, of Mesa Arizona, an employee of an Aerospace/Defense Corporation and Licensed and Bonded Debunker/Skeptic, having exhausted all extra-legal approaches, GIVES NOTICE of INTENT TO FILE LAWSUIT for aforementioned Bumper Stickers and other Valuta for its Fair Market value Not to Exceed Three Dollars and Ninety-Five Cents ($3.95), as well as Punitive Damage to repair the aforementioned irretretrievable damage to the reputation, future, fiscal solvency, amorous capabilities, and self-esteem of the Complainant, for a sum Not To Exceed One Billion Dollars ($1,000,000,000.00)

Unless, of course, aforementioned Complainant receives such Bumper Sticker at the same time such are remunerated to the other recipients as mentioned above.