posted 11-09-2000 07:21 PM            

Seattle (AP) – An impromptu news conference was held today concerning the startling new developments involving Chickie Deb and the radical activist chemtrail protest organization C.L.U.C.K. (Chicken Little Unified Chemtrails Konsortium).

The news conference was held at the same downtown Seattle Starbuck’s coffee shop supposedly trashed during the WTO Riot last year. Sunny Sunspot, C.L.U.C.K. Secretary, read a brief prepared speech to the standing-room-only gathering of newspaper & TV reporters crowded in the small confines of the swank shop usually full of yuppies & other cosmopolitan Seattlites.

“Much to the consternation of our chemtrail protest group,” Sunspot said, “I have the sad duty to announce that Chickie Deb, the Acting CLUCK President, has resigned all of her duties and responsibilities and driven out of town in her Huffmobile. As you know, Chickie Deb took the helm of our radical group after Drummer Boy turned over his duties as CLUCK President to the next in command last year.”

Sunny Sunspot looked somewhat ‘all shook up’ from the latest news, but otherwise appeared to be calm as he read from a prepared statement. “As CLUCK Secretary, I can only repeat how disappointed we all are at Chickie Deb’s sudden and unexpected metamorphosis into one of the Pod People.” Sunspot was obviously referring to the sci-fi classic movie The Invasion of the Body Snatchers in which people mysteriously turn into alien doppelgangers who replace their hosts as soulless creatures from outer space.

Asked if Chickie Deb had joined or been blackmailed into joining the debunker side of the ongoing controversial issue of contrails/chemtrails, Sunspot said, “Well, I can’t say she’s joined the forces of Reynolds, Goldrush & Seeker Inc., but stranger things have happened.” When asked if Chickie Deb was still in the CLUCK camp, Sunspot reiterated that in protest groups one often finds oneself in bed with strange bedfellows.

Pointing out the window to the chemtrails high over the Seattle landscape, Sunspot read from a list of possible new CLUCK Presidential successors. The list included Guided Muscle, Chem11, Skippyroo9, tropopaws, Kobra, NewWorldHorror, Glider, ElvisLives2000, Gawker, David Carlson, Exit Misery, Glen Canale, nagdt, jed turtle, Ed254, Zulu, haufoldos, etc.

When reminded that most on the list of successors were actually incognito debunkers (or ‘disinfo-drag queens’ in the parlance of the Clucksterites), Sunspot obliquely made reference to the seemingly incomprehensible transformation of Chickie Deb on the Carnicom Chemtrail Board from a believer to a disbeliever by saying that “If Chickie Deb can make the change, so can these creeps, er, I mean debunkers. ”

Queried as to Chickie Deb’s psychological motivations, Sunspot said, “Well, the Crypto-CLUCK has perhaps gone Cuckoo. I dunno. The chemtrails drove me cuckoo a long time ago. What’s your excuse?”

posted 11-10-2000 01:16 AM            

I wonder how all those fibers are doing, last time he resurfaced, there was glowing fibers on his skin and down his throat, understanding sunspot is 'homosexual' makes a sarcastic joke about the fibers and sonny's throat hard to pass up.......

but I will restrain....

What really kills me is mark sky is registered here and only sees fit to pull comments out of context and post them at carniscam....

A factual error is in sunspot's verbal hemmorage up top...Canex was the first to use the word "chemnoid".

Keep speakin' your mind deb...if I would do so liberally no one would like me, or it would be decidedly so...lol..

Btw, if sonny would like to to talk more about his thread, he would surely have to grow a pair bigger than mark's.....

un-cluckin' believeable !

There spraying you Mr. sky, with water vapor...

courtesy USAF......

posted 11-10-2000 09:22 AM            

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posted 11-10-2000 12:26 PM            

mark sky
Registered User
(11/5/00 8:03:16 pm)
i also wish to go on record~Cold Tush UR
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that if you EVER call the people over here at Cliffords
"CHEMMIES"
like you did over there at...
i will turn in my resignation from clucksters
so fast, in fact consider it "tendered"
NOW
and furthermore sweet coldtush UR
git a life
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Seems mark thinks that "cluck" was a real organization deb, I WOULD NOT WORRY ABOUT NEWBIES, THEY DO NOT EXIST...These are mostly all the same people posting as others...if you don't feel this is true prove it notso.....

posted 11-10-2000 03:14 PM            

Another cool pic !