posted 08-11-2001 06:20 PM            

as the haze grows thicker
the EPA changes the "oxinigate" requirement
for gasoline unleaded
and weathermen report anoughther "clear daze"

where ships congregate off Vancouver Island?

posted 08-11-2001 06:44 PM            

or should we break out the Mr. Clean
and do a thougal scrubbing
then hose it all down

posted 08-11-2001 07:19 PM            

and there is not enough air left
to even breath anymore
but i digress?

posted 08-11-2001 07:25 PM            

hey RTW my farts are only
half a century old
give or take a few winds
you had better watch out
i could change the musik to
"there is something in the air today"
by Phil Collins
with just a keystroke
its just a matter of smoke and mirrors
and that could bring new meaning to the

greenhouse gasses debate

a true look [above]
of an uncloaked spray plane?
brought to you this daze
by those folks at
Speaking upon the condition of annon~ am~ imity INC.

[Edited 6 times, lastly by mark sky on 08-11-2001]

posted 08-11-2001 08:40 PM            

your world swept away
its Ok honey
the bank owns everything
they just let us live here
hopeing we will pay the rent

in federal (knot) reserve (knot) notes while
the beast hides below the surface
unknown by most yet
we taunt and tease till
it shows its ugly face

posted 08-12-2001 01:26 AM            

[Edited 1 times, lastly by Lulu on 08-12-2001]

posted 08-12-2001 02:11 AM            

the elevator muzak so blue
one moon cycles lt eightor
the tune creates
the harmony excites
the mind awaites

~~~~~~~~~
the truth lies over
~~~~~~~~~

and when reality smacks you upon the face
drifting upon the tunes we
turn to catch a slight
come~upance from the
walk on source

little did i know
little did i write
as the ship went down

connected to

rather than from




[Edited 8 times, lastly by mark sky on 08-12-2001]

posted 08-15-2001 04:55 AM            

just hard to recall the contract
but there must have been one
the aluminum makers would never
over look that formality

oh yeah, I'm free...

free falling

posted 08-15-2001 11:17 AM            

Klamath Falls Oregon native ground squirls get even with Oregon Natural Resources Council for shutting off water to their homes in the farmers pastures this year.

[Edited 1 times, lastly by mark sky on 08-15-2001]

posted 08-15-2001 09:48 PM            

Some signs that arisolized alumi~naughty powders are effecting crime and health

Case #1
I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the
poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset
because she caught her little daughter eating ants.
I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there
would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed
down, and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her
daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants.
I told her that she better bring her daughter into the Emergency room right away.

Case # 2
Seems that a year ago, some Boeing employees on the airfield decided
to steal a life raft from one of the 747s. They were successful in
getting it out of the plane and home. When they took it for a float on the
river, a Coast Guard helicopter coming towards them surprised them.
It turned out that the chopper was homing in on the emergency locator
beacon ~ which activated when the raft was inflated.
They are no longer employed at Boeing.

case # 3
A true story out of San Francisco: A man, wanting to rob a downtown
Bank of America, walked into the branch and wrote "this iz a stickup ~
Put all your muny in this bag." While standing in line, waiting to give his note to
the teller, he began to worry that someone had seen him write the
note and might call the police before he reached the teller window.
So he left the Bank of America and crossed the street to Wells Fargo.
After waiting a few minutes in line, he handed his note to the Wells Fargo teller.
He read it and, and surmising from his spelling errors that
he wasn't the brightest light in the harbor, told him that she could not
accept his stickup note because it was written on a Bank of America deposit
slip and that he would either have to fill out a Wells Fargo deposit slip, or go
back to Bank of America. Looking somewhat defeated, the man said "OK" and left.
He was arrested a few minutes later, as he was waiting in line back at Bank of America.

item # 4
A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that
measured his speed using radar and photographed his car. He later received in
the mail a ticket for $40 and a photo of his car. Instead of payment, he sent
the police department a photograph of $40. Several days later, he received
a letter from the police that contained another picture, this time of handcuffs.
He immediately mailed in his $40.

Evi~dence # 5
Guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and demanded all
the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a bag,
the robber saw a bottle of scotch that he wanted behind the counter
on the shelf.
He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but he refused and
said, "Because I don't believe you are over 21."
The robber said he was, but the clerk still refused to give it to
him because he didn't believe him. At this point the robber took his
driver's license out of his wallet and gave it to the clerk. The clerk
looked it over, and agreed that the man was in fact over 21 and he put the scotch in the bag. The robber then ran from the store with his loot.
The cashier promptly called the police and gave the name and address
of the robber that he got off the license.
They arrested the robber two hours later.

example # 6
A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously
waving revolvers. The first one shouted, "Nobody move!"
When his partner moved, the startled first bandit shot him.

What can I say # 7
Arkansas: Seems this guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided
that he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window,
grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over
his head at the window.
The cinder block bounced back and hit the would-be thief on the head,
knocking him unconscious. Seems the liquor store window was made of
Plexi-Glass. The whole event was caught on videotape.

Ah~ Dah # 8
Ann Arbor: The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked
into a Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan at 12:50 am flashed a gun
and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said they
couldn't open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion
rings, the clerk said they weren't available for breakfast.
The man, frustrated, walked away.