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TopGun0069
Lurker, Hunter/Killer

Cyberland
244 posts, Jan 2001

posted 03-29-2001 12:54 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for TopGun0069   Email TopGun0069   Visit TopGun0069's Homepage!   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Decieve and lie? Nice try, nimrod. You can't turn that one around. I've already caught you several times. You've caught me how many? Zero? It's because I'm not lying. Just be glad your name's not Pinnochio, Mr. Pot.

Honor is something that you will never know.

Hmm....free country. You contradict yourself. Which is it, buttercup? Your online personna is is developing a few cracks. Better seal them up before your followers notice.


You say: "One day, that falcon will flame out and you'll find out what latest technology sams are capable of from our "new" friends, the Soviets."

They aren't the Soviets anymore. That's old jargon. Better read the newspaper again. They are Russians, Ukrainians, Georgians, Azerbaijanis, etc.. Any hardware that comes out of these Republics are considered to be from "FSU," or the former Soviet Union.

My jet would "flame out" from lack of fuel, not from a SAM hitting it. That term would be "shot down." Also, I know plenty already about FSU SAMs because it's a part of my job. Unlike you, they represent a real threat to my livelihood.

Hmm...I'm also thinking that your statement shows that you do believe that I'm a pilot. Don't let your followers know that, either, or your credibility has just gone out the window. Wait, it already has.

Ever consider getting your GED? I know that beauty school doesn't require a diploma, but you could really impress the guys with it.


Maverick

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nsasucks
Chemtrails suck - alot!

Earth
530 posts, Jan 2001

posted 03-29-2001 01:14 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for nsasucks     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
You're still my bitch.

And your new disinfo claims at catching me lying you can't prove out. It doesn't matter what I say here, THIS IS THE RANT SECTION, BITCH.

And you will always be my bitch.

But, in dishonor of your occupation - paid liar - we've decided that we are going to add up you and the porn star's total online posts and then find that same amount in chemtrail stories linked to the military and post them on all the boards.

Please post often and with great frequency.


And...you are still my bitch.

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TopGun0069
Lurker, Hunter/Killer

Cyberland
244 posts, Jan 2001

posted 03-29-2001 01:40 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for TopGun0069   Email TopGun0069   Visit TopGun0069's Homepage!   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Uh... I know you are but what am I? Really intelligent, Miss Brain Surgeon. Beavis would be proud, Butthead, of what you've grown up to be. Use some imagination. I know that there's a synapse in that cranium of yours just waiting to fire up a new insult. Meanwhile, you still show us all what you really are. It doesn't take a brain surgeon to figure that one out. Should be easy for even yourself.

Rants section, freeform, Carnicom's, wherever. It doesn't matter where you post. Your lies are everywhere, Einstein, as is your idiocy. My site is still safe from your crap, though, for now. Don't forget it when you tally up the posts, Cornholio. I'm waiting.

Maverick


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nsasucks
Chemtrails suck - alot!

Earth
530 posts, Jan 2001

posted 03-29-2001 10:48 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for nsasucks     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Bitch, bitch, bitch...

...you are still my bitch, bitch.

I like this one, too:

"It appears that topfag isn't doing his job," commander Beal snorts. "You can't trust that boozer to do anything right."

A man in dark glasses, nods sympathetically. "That's one of the reasons why we took his wings away years ago. He screwed the pooch one too many times."

Sighing in agreement, the commander closes the file in front of him. "You can see that he only makes the Airforce look stupid, trite, and silly. All he does is deny in the face of photographs and miles of testimony. We look like fucking idiots!"

Moving closer to the commander, dark glasses folds his hands, awaiting the inevitable order.

"Get rid of him. Or I'll have to make him my bitch. Shit...some guy on the internet has done that already. Take him out."

"Happy too. Get in someone with brains who can't be made a fool."

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nsasucks
Chemtrails suck - alot!

Earth
530 posts, Jan 2001

posted 03-29-2001 11:10 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for nsasucks     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
You are still my bitch, Topliar.

This has to be one of my faves.

Staggering out of Jack's bar, somewhere in Colorado, Topbitch slides on some snow and lands flat on his back, weeping like a little girl. "That sucks guy ruined my career," he belches through ten drinks of Jack Daniels. "Hell, I can't get a job sweeping shit out of the can."

A homeless man staggers by, glances at the former pilot, then stops. "Hey. Don't I know you?" Moving closer, the man's quick eyes look over the blubbering shell of a man lying on his back. "Naw...can't be. Guy I used to know wasn't no stinkin' drunkard like his Pa."

Topbitch lurches to his knees, pulling out his empty pockets. "You got a quarter or something? I'll do anything for a quarter...or a nickel."

The homeless man, a victim of Reaganomics, pulls away as he notices topbitch eyeing his trousers. "You disgust me." Then it occurs to him that...yes...it's true! "Is that a uniform?"

Covered in feces, topbitch reaches up and pulls off the last of his "salad" and offers it to the man. "I'll give you this if'n you buy a drink. I'll do anything - ANYTHING - for a drink."

"I can tell by all the knocked out front teeth that you are at last, speaking the truth. You have done ANYTHING for a drink, haven't you?"

Someone opens the bar door, and knocks the drunken former pilot unconscious. A rancher, in for a quick brew with his wife looks at the two men and motions to the homeless man. "Better git away from here abouts, son. This one is a bad sort. He'll steal ur soul, ifn' ya let 'em."

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nsasucks
Chemtrails suck - alot!

Earth
530 posts, Jan 2001

posted 03-29-2001 12:05 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for nsasucks     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
(I do this for the CIA, who, unlike the FBI, has a sense of humor.)

Farmer Jenkins opens the back door to his house and peers across the barnyard towards the pig sty. “Somethin’s got ‘dem damn pigs all riled up! Jed, Jeb, Jethro,! Git on out here and let’s take us a looksee at jist what in the hell is goin’ on down thar!”

Grabbing their shotguns, the boys move quickly toward the sty, fanning out as they move quietly in. Something dark is moving in jerking fashion with Pa’s prize oinker. Jethro sees the loathsome object first. “Gall dang, Pa! Jist wat in da hell is that?!”

Pa Jenkins smiles. He’s seen this before…back in prison…’42 it was…shaking himself from his reverie, he sets his shotgun down and grabs the straps of his suspenders, just like the deacon at church. “Well…h e l l . . . b o y . . . don’t you know that thar is one-a-dem new-fangled pig greasers!”

Wide-eyed and stepping closer for a look, his hands growing sweaty on the trigger, Jethro stares, amazed at what he sees. “It is?”

Lying in pig swill, TopGunn—Maverick to his old unit buddies—turns his grizzled pie hole back towards the four sets of inquisitive eyes. He knows what this means. It’s cornhole time. A smile creeping to his feces covered face, he goes prone, fondly remembering his days as a boot, when he had his first encounter with his old DI, sergeant-major Dickerson.

“Thing ya gotta remember, boy,” Pa says as he hops into the pig pen, is that these here new models talk real funny…then they git real, quiet-like.”

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nsasucks
Chemtrails suck - alot!

Earth
530 posts, Jan 2001

posted 03-29-2001 04:11 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for nsasucks     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
“Gosh, Pa,” Jethro murmurs as he pulls up his long-johns, “dat twern’t no fun at all.”

Looking down at the former F-16 pilot, used-car salesman, ner’ do-well, and now bloated drunken whore—a shell of a man, but now only a prison “punk,” Pa Jenkins sidles up to the fat slug, still snoring loudly as he lies in 4 inches of pig urine, the stench of booze from his body keeping the sows cornered. “Yep…had better times with the sheep than this old bitch.”

Jeb gawks down at the horror show. “Should we’a shoot him, Pa?”

“Hell no, boy! Waste a good slug on sum scumbag?” Pa kicks topbitch, who immediately relieves himself as he snores. “Damn…he shore do stink up somethin’ fierce, don’t he?”

“Shore do…”

Moving in, the foursome staring down in disgust as the pool of urine continues to grow unabated, Jed let’s go with a lougy. Ten seconds later, and the Jenkins family is practicing low-level precision bombing tactics that would do Billy Mitchell proud. “I got him!”

After about ten minutes, Pa Jenkins turns away, “Welp…best git him on outa her’in, an tak ‘im on up to the highway, directly.”

“Can we ‘a shoot him a then, Pa?” Jeb, Jed, and Jethro wait eagerly for the answer, each begging for the first shot. “Nope. Best take him on outa here. He’s a stinkin up the sty somethin’ fierce, he is. The p o l l c e ‘ll fetch ‘im and thro him in the hoosegow.”

“Aw…paw…I was a hopin’.”

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Thermit
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Houston, TX
1945 posts, Jul 2000

posted 03-29-2001 09:13 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Thermit   Email Thermit   Visit Thermit's Homepage!   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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