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Topic: the sad lonely disinformation agent is depressed | Topic page views:
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David
Chemtrail Information Agent
1280 posts, Oct 2000
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posted 07-25-2001 01:51 AM
The lonely and friendless disinformation agent sits at his chipped and worn desk,crammed in a corner of the supply shack,stareing at the small monitor, depressed as usual. 18 hours a day, too much he thinks. That guy, David has done it again. Picked on me, made me look uh, unintelligent, like a selective illiterate. How can he trip me up, I have the standard airfarce disinformation handbook, been to all the meetings. Why I even went to the trouble to read about f16's so's I could act like a pile-it. And still he doesn't believe me. Gotta see the flight surgeon for more prosac, six a day is just not enough. He goes back to his dreary job of spreading disinformation PooPoo all over the net. Ho hum, I guess it is better than mopping out the crapper, my last job.

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TopGun0069
Senior Member
244 posts, Jan 2001
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posted 07-26-2001 11:25 PM
"David I can't post today because I'm really sick. I got a headache, my stomach aches and my legs hurt, I cannot post." David Says: "You know Maverick I really need your posts today so I can feel good about putting you down again. When I feel sick I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better and I can post afterwards. You should try that." 2 hours later Maverick writes: "David, I did what you said and I feel great, I'll post more soon. By the way, you have a nice house and your wife says to bring home some milk." What's good for the goose is good for the gander. Bye Bye.
[Edited 1 times, lastly by TopGun0069 on 12-30-2001] 
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David
Chemtrail Information Agent
1280 posts, Oct 2000
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posted 07-27-2001 12:16 AM
Well mav you old scoundrel you. I married your daughter, remember?  
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