posted 11-09-2003 12:34 PM            

http://www.googlism.com/

Here's what my search revealed.

posted 11-10-2003 02:38 PM            

This one about me says it all ~

lulu is everywhere visitors to terra firma are familiar with lulu

posted 03-12-2004 11:46 PM            

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days.

Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!" "This must be a sign from God!"

The woman continued, "and look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."

posted 03-13-2004 11:26 PM            

Yep...

Took me to age 25 to figure that one out. I know better now.

posted 03-14-2004 02:14 PM            

This doesn't mean ALL women are clever (using type) bitches - but enough of them are. Hey I can say it, I'm a female! I have to deal with them in the business world every day! I get my fair share of back stabbing! But it does not mean all women behave that way! You just have to weed through them, like anything else in life. Besides, we might be clever bitches but the street runs both ways! heh, heh.

posted 03-14-2004 02:22 PM            

LOVE AND WHOLENESS
By Lloyd J. Thomas, Ph.D.

As a life coach, one of my major purposes is to help people reconnect with
their natural capacity to love. Love heals. Love makes whole...complete.
Love is the energy of life.

Love is not something we "fall into." Falling in love usually means losing
one's heart and brains over someone else. When we do that, we become
dependent victims of love, not active promoters of it. And in order to
sustain life on a holistic level, we need to consciously choose to
actively love. We need to become lovers.

As lovers, we bring love's power into all life's experiences. We focus our
loving on ourselves, other people, the world, events, places, things,
activities, being alive, the whole universe, or God. Love becomes like the
air that surrounds us...the air that we breathe.

Being a lover does not necessarily mean we need to start a long-term,
committed relationship with another person or the object of our love. It
does not mean we cling to, or agree with or submit to that other person.
It does not mean having sex with as many partners as possible. Rather,
loving means actively affirming and passionately valuing all of life.
Human love embraces the day-to-day experiences of life with caring,
warmth, appreciation, celebration and wonder. It approaches being alive
with wide-eyed curiosity and delight.

That is why small children are so appealing. They are experiencing life
with new eyes, new sounds, new tastes, touch and smells. The light in the
ordinary child's eyes ignites in us the fire of natural love, just for the
joy and pleasure of it.

Unfortunately, as our skills at loving mature, we often lose that natural
child-like ability to experience being alive as passionately as the
toddler. We become aware of the many qualities we have that we dislike, or
do not possess. We recognize our separateness and individuality. We lose
touch with our fundamental connectedness and unity. And love is the force
that brings separateness and polarities together.

When we equate love with sex, we settle for a lot less than what love is
all about. Sexuality may be one way of expressing love. Unfortunately,
sexuality can also be expressive of violence and hate. Loving sex is only
one, rather narrow activity mostly fueled by inspiration, passion and
biological drive. It can be heavenly. But love is not all heaven. Love has
another half. The down-to-earth half. Love affirms supports and sustains
the daily chores, the hum-drum routine of staying alive in the kitchen, on
the job or in the street. It is alive even when apparently overwhelmed
with negativity and destruction.

Love serves as a catalyst. When two people build a loving relationship,
each is challenged to discover and expand within themselves, those
untapped or forgotten capacities. Like rooms in an infinitely large
palace, there are areas in our being which have been closed off or never
discovered. Love invites us to open all closed doors and go exploring all
aspects of ourselves. When we do this, old habits, fearful and shameful
qualities that we may have shut out of our conscious awareness, all come
to light, only to dissolve and heal in the vast transformational power of
love.

Love certainly has a spiritual side as well. All the religions of the
world hold love as central to their beliefs. With our emphasis on sex, we
have somehow lost the sacred aspect of romantic love. The Sufi's believe
that falling in love with someone or something you can never possess;
refines your passion and develops your character. The Jewish tradition
places the longing for, and the loving of God as the primary purpose of
all faith. Christian tradition refers to becoming the "bride of Christ."
Buddhism seeks to develop love and compassion as the primary path to
enlightenment and experiencing the unity of all that exists.

posted 06-11-2004 10:57 PM            

quote:

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Originally posted by snakelady:
Dickshouse.com Enough said!

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LOL! That was cute. I tried some of those games, I sucked - oops, I mean I stunk! heh, heh.

posted 06-12-2004 01:42 AM            

quote:

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Originally posted by Thermit:
"It's looking toward your hand!"

An animated cat that watches your mouse pointer (requires Flash)

http://home.postech.ac.kr/~twirung/flash/cat.swf

[Edited 3 times, lastly by Thermit on 02-06-2002]

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posted 06-13-2004 07:14 PM            

Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

Coalition Provisional Authority:
The fact that the Iraqi chicken crossed the road affirmatively demonstrates that decision-making authority has been transferred to the chicken well in advance of the scheduled June 30th transition of power. From now on the chicken is responsible for its own decisions.

Halliburton:
We were asked to help the chicken cross the road. Given the inherent risk of road crossing and the rarity of chickens, this operation will only cost the US government $326,004.

Muqtada al-Sadr:
The chicken was a tool of the evil Coalition and will be killed.

US Army Military Police:
We were directed to prepare the chicken to cross the road. As part of these preparations, individual soldiers ran over the chicken repeatedly and then plucked the chicken. We deeply regret the occurrence of any chicken rights violations.

Al Jazeera:
The chicken was forced to cross the road multiple times at gunpoint by a large group of occupation soldiers, according to eye-witnesses. The chicken was then fired upon intentionally, in yet another example of the abuse of innocent Iraqi chickens.