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PacerLJ35
Senior Member
Millbrook, AL, USA
456 posts, Apr 2002
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posted 06-11-2002 02:41 PM
   
I saw this and HAD to post it over here!By Mikee
http://www.highdesert.com/cgi-bi...&start=200 Top Ten Things Chem11 Would Have To Believe to Believe In Chemtrails 10. Leprechauns. 9. His Ford Pinto makes him irresistible to the "babes". 8. That perpetrating hoaxes on the naive is hurting nobody. 7. The Easter Bunny. 6. That he would have a life if it weren't for that alien that is living inside of him. 5. It's what you do with it that counts. 4. You can never take too much No Doze. 3. That Big foot, The Loch Ness Monster, and Elvis are out to get him. 2. You must not remove that d*mn mattress tag because the Tooth Fairy is a snitch. And the number one thing Chem11 Would Have To Believe to Believe In Chemtrails.. (drum roll) 1. His aluminum foil hat makes him the smartest man in the world!!! 
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David
Chemtrail Information Agent
1280 posts, Oct 2000
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posted 06-11-2002 02:47 PM
Since chem only visits here why don't you post it to his board or are you banned from there as well. http://chem11.proboards2.com/
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PHANTOM911
Senior Member
341 posts, Oct 2001
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posted 06-11-2002 04:16 PM
The only thing ANYONE has to believe to believe in CHEMTRAILS is whether TPTB (in this case I mean the military/industrial complex that carries on with no worry of or respect for the Amerikan Government) would actually do such a thing. And the answer is.......
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Chem11
megasprayer news
The Homeland
1366 posts, Apr 2001
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posted 06-11-2002 06:14 PM
{yes}  Photo courtesy of the Registry of Atmospheric Testing Survivors: http://home.attbi.com/~kknowlto/
[Edited 2 times, lastly by Chem11 on 06-11-2002]
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David
Chemtrail Information Agent
1280 posts, Oct 2000
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posted 06-11-2002 06:56 PM
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FLKook
Chemspiracy Realist
East Central Florida
706 posts, Apr 2001
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posted 06-11-2002 07:57 PM
Chem buddy! You must have struck a nerve with the defunk crowd...keep up the good work.
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Chem11
megasprayer news
The Homeland
1366 posts, Apr 2001
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posted 06-11-2002 09:04 PM
Well, let's see... I've inspired a local teenager to give up his job at Taco Bell and pursue his dream of becoming a stand-up comic, Uncle Jay is threatening to report me to the FBI for violations of the RICO statutes (yeah, he's really gone off the deep end this time) and Duncan Kunz is content to confine his comments to the pros and cons of the unionization of health care workers.And I still managed to get a good six hours of un-filtered sunshine in today... hope your skies were as clear as ours today, FLK.
[Edited 1 times, lastly by Chem11 on 06-11-2002]
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PacerLJ35
Senior Member
Millbrook, AL, USA
456 posts, Apr 2002
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posted 06-11-2002 10:36 PM
Struck a nerve? LOL! Try my funny bone...I had a couple of good chuckles this morning reading that.Chem11, at least you've kept your sense of humor.
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PHANTOM911
Senior Member
341 posts, Oct 2001
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posted 06-12-2002 12:16 AM
Chem11, Gross! And exactly what can be expected in the near future. Keeping "Pace" with the trolling.......
Knew I didn't have to answer the question......
Visit the WACO Electronic Museum by Carol Valentine and see what the known PTB are capable of. Go to the autopsy photos section and see what microwave, scalar EM and whatever else is in use does to human flesh and bone. Bodies burnt to the point of bone disentegretion in central torso area, yet t-shirt tag still legible! Do a search. I'm too tired to link tonight. PEACE?
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Dan Rockwell
Hoka hey! - heyokas!
Stamford, CT, USA
1750 posts, Dec 2001
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posted 06-12-2002 01:28 AM
Here's the link Phantom.Waco Holocaust Electronic Museum http://www.public-action.com/SkyWriter/WacoMuseum/index.html
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KrissaTMC2
Never Surrender!
Greenwich, CT, USA
472 posts, Feb 2002
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posted 06-12-2002 07:14 PM
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9. His Ford Pinto makes him irresistible to the "babes".
Well Pacer, if Chem11 had one of these Pinto's then the babes would be all over him. 
1980 Pro Street Pinto. The car has a 460 cubic inch engine, Ford 9" rear with 4:56 ratio running gears with a spool. It has 31x18.50 Mickey Thompson Sportsmans on the rear and wheelie wheels which have been tapped on occasion. It is street driven. NEVER been on drag strip. Although it has been seen cruisin' at speeds as high as 55 MPH. Uddin Uddin!
1980 Pinto with a transplanted 88 Thunderbird Turbo Coupe engine.
SCCA 2.3 Pinto. Clocked at 148 mph on the straights! 
Turbo-Nitrous 2.3 Pinto. Turns 10.75 @ 120 in the quarter mile!!!!!!!! C-4 automatic transmission, 4.62:1 gears in his stock 8 inch differential, stock rear leaf springs, 26 x 10 x 15 rear tires. 
http://www.bob2000.com/pinto2.htm
I'm actually thinking about building my own V-8 sleeper to play around with like my uncle did.
[Edited 2 times, lastly by KrissaTMC2 on 06-12-2002]
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Nirvana
Senior Member
Seattle, WA
180 posts, Nov 2001
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posted 06-12-2002 09:27 PM
Yep. And here are some of the drivers.   and their mechanic.... 
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Chem11
megasprayer news
The Homeland
1366 posts, Apr 2001
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posted 06-12-2002 09:46 PM
FORD = Fix Or Repair DailyNow, chicks are 'okay' but if it's curves you're after, I submit the 1969 Stingray:  I used to have one these back in the day... not a terribly practical car, but everything else is really just 'transportation' after having one of these in your garage. More like a speedboat than an automobile. And yes, I had to beat them off with a stick. 
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Dan Rockwell
Hoka hey! - heyokas!
Stamford, CT, USA
1750 posts, Dec 2001
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posted 06-12-2002 10:55 PM
I had a 74 and a 79 pinto wagon which both had a few minor problems like the engines and the transmissions. I drive a 85 SAAB 900 S right now. - Hell it was a free car so I'm not complaining about it but my next car's probably gonna be a 73 Dodge Charger or ... 
a modified 1969-71 Lincoln Mark III like this one but Stingray's are cool too. I actually have a 1970 Mercury Cougar that belongs to one of my friends parked in my yard that I might buy one of these days and fix up.
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Lulu
ice behaving badly
right here
2553 posts, Dec 2000
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posted 06-12-2002 11:14 PM
Does anyone know if the mechanic is single?
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PHANTOM911
Senior Member
341 posts, Oct 2001
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posted 06-13-2002 04:47 PM
The mechanic???????
Lulu, we gotta talk!
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PHANTOM911
Senior Member
341 posts, Oct 2001
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posted 06-13-2002 04:59 PM
FORDS? CHEVYS? Nah........... How 'bout GRUMMAN?
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Chem11
megasprayer news
The Homeland
1366 posts, Apr 2001
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posted 06-13-2002 07:14 PM
Dude... that's a sprayplane. A bit old-school compared to todays techno-terrors, but a 'chemplane' nonetheless... cropduster, I'm assuming...
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Lulu
ice behaving badly
right here
2553 posts, Dec 2000
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posted 06-13-2002 07:22 PM
Is that you as a kid Phantom? You know the mechanic???
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FLKook
Chemspiracy Realist
East Central Florida
706 posts, Apr 2001
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posted 06-13-2002 09:05 PM
Oh no Lulu, tell me you're not Phantosizing!
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PHANTOM911
Senior Member
341 posts, Oct 2001
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posted 06-18-2002 08:30 AM
Lulu, NO the mechanic. Yes, me in the seat and my brother doing windows. See the following link for the story. In the other pic, I'm the little blonde in the middle. A cocky little 12 year old at the time. http://www.chemtrailcentral.com/ubb/Forum5/HTML/000305.html
FLKooK, And just what's wrong with Phantosizing? LOL! Not to step on any toes, but the mechanic and me, well there's only one choice. Oh, and I can turn wrenches and bust knuckles with the best of 'em!
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FLKook
Chemspiracy Realist
East Central Florida
706 posts, Apr 2001
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posted 06-18-2002 04:46 PM
I dunno Phantom...you or the mechanic are my only choices? Fortunately, my husband solved of my decision making problems in that arena. (Three years tomorrow!)
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Lulu
ice behaving badly
right here
2553 posts, Dec 2000
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posted 06-18-2002 05:52 PM
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Fortunately, my husband solved of my decision making problems in that arena.
Your hubby picked the mechanic??!! Damn, foiled again...
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FLKook
Chemspiracy Realist
East Central Florida
706 posts, Apr 2001
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posted 06-18-2002 08:42 PM
teeee heee heee heee hee... no but if I asked I'm sure he'd play one.
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PHANTOM911
Senior Member
341 posts, Oct 2001
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posted 06-18-2002 11:11 PM
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, FLKook!
And the choice was referenced to Lulu, but after re-thinking her interest in the mechanic I hereby withdraw from this line of Phantomsy! PEACE
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