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341 posts, Oct 2001

posted 06-12-2002 11:40 AM            

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Top ten things CHEMTRAIL Debunkers must believe to disbelieve in CHEMTRAILS.

10. Lee Harvey Oswald, an expert commie marksman, fired all shots from the Book
Depository window killing JFK
9. Marilyn Monroe died as a result of a self-inflicted drug overdose.
8. The killings at Ruby Ridge were unavoidable and justifiable. Even the dog.
7. The Branch Davidians died as a result of the fire.
6. There are no other intelligent lifeforms in the cosmos. All unidentified (by the
observers) flying objects are of earthly origin and not reverse engineered from alien
technologies.
5. H.A.A.R.P. is a harmless antennae array for improved satellite TV reception.
4. The Woodpecker Grid is a board game for beak beating insect eating birds.
3. Scalar EM Weaponry is pure science fiction.
2. There’s plenty of life left on Earth after 2012.
And the number 1 thing CHEMTRAIL Debunkers must believe to disbelieve
CHEMTRAILS is .........(drum roll)....................
1. The Bilderberg group, The Committee of 300, The Trillateral Commission and
essentially all THE POWERS THAT BE are just the nicest bunch of people they would
ever want to plan the future of mankind even if it doesn’t include them, their children or
their grand children!

[Edited 2 times, lastly by PHANTOM911 on 06-12-2002]

1280 posts, Oct 2000

Chemspiracy Realist

East Central Florida
706 posts, Apr 2001

posted 06-12-2002 01:41 PM            

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Bravo Phantom!

5. H.A.A.R.P. is a harmless antennae array for improved satellite TV reception.

Hee hee, just a harmless pair of rabbit ears, right?...

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Stamford, CT, USA
1750 posts, Dec 2001

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694 posts, May 2002

posted 06-13-2002 04:52 AM            

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I concur. Well done Phantom. That's what I call depunking; Showin' the debunkers up. hehe.

My Version:
Top ten Debunker beliefs: Version b

10. Taxes are a prerequisite to Freedom.

9. You're innocent until proven guilty.

8. Power has not and does not corrupt.

7. The vatican is 'heterosexual' and commendable

6. Albert Einstein, Jon Von Neumann, Nikola Tesla and nameless others were all a fraud and know nothing compared to the wisdom of the debunkist'.

5. Nasa has to rely on rocket engineering to escape orbit.

4. Midwest floods in '93 occured naturally.

3. Bill Clinton is a sincere and respectable individual.

2. Gary Condit had nothing to do with the death of young Chandra Levy.

1. George Bush(aka MJ12) 'won' the presidential election.

[Edited 1 times, lastly by Alpha-Theta on 06-13-2002]

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2553 posts, Dec 2000