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Molliani
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420 posts, Mar 2001

posted 09-19-2002 07:44 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Molliani     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I wish we had a thumbs down icon......

A Japanese company and an American company decided to have a canoe race on the Missouri River. Both the teams practiced hard and long to reach their peak performance before the race. On
the big day the Japanese won by a mile.

Afterward, the American team became very discouraged and morally depressed. The American management decided the reason for the crushing defeat had to be found. A "Management Team" made up
of senior management was formed to
investigate and recommend appropriate
action.

Their conclusion was the Japanese had 8 people rowing and 1 person steering, while the American team had 8 persons steering and one person rowing.

So American management hired a consulting company and paid them an incredible amount of money. They advised that too many people were steering the boat, while not enough people were rowing.

To prevent losing to the Japanese
again next year, the rowing team's management structure was totally re-organized to 4 steering supervisors,
3 area steering superintendents and 1 assistant superintendent steering manager.

They also implemented a new performance system that would give
the 1 person rowing the boat greater
incentive to work harder. It was called
the "Rowing Team Quality First
Program," with meetings, dinners and
free pens for the rower. "We must give
the rower the empowerment and
enrichments through this quality
program."

The next year the Japanese won by two miles. Humiliated, the American management laid off the rower for poor performance, halted development of
a new canoe, sold the paddles, and canceled all capital investments for new equipment.
Then they distributed the money saved as bonuses to the senior executives.

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posted 09-20-2002 03:46 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mech     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
LOL! I love it. When will these spoiled, overpaid, lawbreaking, spineless, jellyfish (oops that's a compliment), get a REAL job like the rest of us and while their at it...get a LIFE!

Mech

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