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emfx13
Moderator
Hayward Ca.U.S.A.
784 posts, May 2002
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posted 11-16-2002 08:00 PM
   
> 1. What's the Cuban national anthem? "Row, Row, Row Your Boat"
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> 2. Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A different bar.
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> 3. Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?
> They named him "Sum Ting Wong."
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> 4. What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than
> the other? A speech impediment.
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> 5. What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at
> half-mast? They're hiring.
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> 6. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
> Because they're not going to work in the future either.
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> 7. What do you call an Arkansas farmer with a sheep under each arm?
> A pimp.
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> 8. Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car
> only on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays?
> Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
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> 9. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
> A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the
> cage, along with a recipe.
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> 10. How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
> Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
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> 11. What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern
> fairytale?
> A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..."
> A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."
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> 12. My, my, how times have changed. Years ago...When 100 white men
> chased 1 black man, we called it the Ku Klux Klan; Today they call it
the
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> PGA TOUR.
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> 13 Why is there no Disneyland in China?
> No one's tall enough to go on the good rides.
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Winged Messenger
New Member
Louisiana
10 posts, Nov 2002
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posted 11-17-2002 08:25 AM
Excellent morning chuckle if we can’t laugh at ourselves we are missing a lot of fun going on around us.
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emfx13
Moderator
Hayward Ca.U.S.A.
784 posts, May 2002
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posted 11-17-2002 11:40 AM
That's why i posted this,it's important to have a sense of humor. WELCOME Winged Messenger!!
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Jeanie
Senior Member
North East U.S.A.
525 posts, Nov 2001
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posted 11-17-2002 11:42 AM
EMFX 13: Thanks for the pleasant distraction. Here's one for you. How do you get the one armed moron to come down off the flag pole ? Wave to him. ha ha he he
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emfx13
Moderator
Hayward Ca.U.S.A.
784 posts, May 2002
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posted 11-17-2002 12:02 PM
ROTFLMAO
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Jeanie
Senior Member
North East U.S.A.
525 posts, Nov 2001
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posted 11-18-2002 08:11 AM
TOP OF THE MORNING TO YOU TOO !!!
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