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emfx13
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Hayward Ca.U.S.A. 784 posts, May 2002
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posted 01-15-2003 02:16 AM
> >Fire Damages Presidential Library > > > >Washington, DC (Reuters) -- A tragic and sad fire has destroyed the > >personal library of President George W. Bush. > > > >Both of his books have been lost. > > > >The president is reportedly devastated - apparently, he had not finished > >coloring the second one.

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Mech
New Member
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posted 01-15-2003 02:23 AM
"Rarely is the question asked....is our children learning?" "There ought to be limits to freedom"
GW BUSH
I gotta grab some Clinton quotes to be fair.
The only one I can remember right now is... "I tried it once in College and I didn't inhale" 
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theseeker
One moon circles
Damnit...I'm a doctor jim 3403 posts, Jul 2000
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posted 01-15-2003 02:43 AM
what you grammer stringent buttholes don't seem to understand is that southern folks use "is" and "are" and "have" and "got" in very different ways...considering there's a plethera of instances where you mech can't seem to remember "i" before "e" except after "c"... some would think mech is a hypocrite... snort !  ------------------ T/S 
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swamp gas
Senior Member

Jersey City 159 posts, Jun 2001
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posted 01-15-2003 09:06 AM
"I tried it once in College and I didn't inhale" What he meant was, "I tried it once and I didn't EXhale"......"Al Gore just shotguns me now".

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David
Chemtrail Information Agent
1280 posts, Oct 2000
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posted 01-15-2003 10:58 AM
Seeker, that is a pretty lame post. "Rarely is the question asked....is our children learning?"This little gem is not a southern way of using the english language, it's a moron's lack of understanding, correct usage and writing of the language. Would you suggest that we all begin using this poor excuse for bad grammer and horrid speaking skills? Is this more to your liking and understanding: Wel seker, y's ain't as smarte as y's hav us beliv y's to b. dide y's gradyate frm skol or is y's hom skoled? i livs in ta soth so's i don no no beter. thise is ta bestest i kan do. Would that qualify me for the office of president of the United States?
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Mech
New Member
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posted 01-15-2003 11:24 AM
"I will have a foreign handed foreign policy."GW BUSH 
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