posted 01-26-2003 02:25 PM            

Republican vs. Democrat...?

There is no difference unless you want a world government.

These comparisons speak to the basic differences between the parties. Let’s face it, Democrats are more fun. With the Democrats in office, we have more and better scandals. Democrats make government exciting. Yes, we know Nixon did some taping and tried to cover up. So what! Compare that to the ladies known as Fiddle and Faddle in the Jack Kennedy White House. Compare it to Clinton and you know the Republicans are just playing games. They’re bores. Bush and Gore perfectly express these historic party traditions.
What? Al Gore—Gore the Bore—fun? You‘re kidding! Not at all. Remember that Al told Katie Couric he invented the internet. Al and Tipper were also the romantic couple whose inspiring relationship was immortalized in Love Story, except that, thank God, Tipper didn’t die. We know that because Al said so. Al also said, “If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure.” And you just can’t argue with that. In the same category is, “A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.” Take that, Dan Blather! These are just a few examples of the fact that Al believes in plain speaking. “Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children.” Honestly, your intrepid correspondent would like to see some typical know-it-all factotum of the vast right wing conspiracy contradict the vice president.
Because Gore is a family man, a Gore Administration will devote special attention to families: “Democrats understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.” It will be a courageous administration: “I stand by all the misstatements that I’ve made.” An administration that looks resolutely at the future: “I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future.” And: “The future will be better tomorrow.” It will be because of Al Gore’s continuing concern for the environment: “It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment. It’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.”
You see, Al Gore has the vision of victory without which a candidate can’t win: “I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy—but that could change.” He deserves to be President because he understands the job he has now: “One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, and that one word is ‘to be prepared.’”
Would somebody please tell me how a man so entertaining got a reputation as a bore? Imagine four delightful years of this. As I write, it is irreversibly the case—although this could change—that the kingmakers have elected to apply a traditional tactic to the upcoming confrontation, the hoary Quayle-Ford maneuver. Vice President Dan Quayle couldn’t spell “potato.” He spelled it, “potatoe.” The dictionary tells us that the plural form of the word can be spelled “potatoes,” so he had some justification, and it was the only gaffe the Media Scum could find; and Gerry Ford tripped and bumped his head. So, the fact that Bush didn’t know the names of people running some other countries, and didn’t have sense enough to avoid the question, will certainly be used to establish his stupidity and ignorance. No doubt his biggest blooper to date was his appearance on the Letterman show—Letterman already is calling Gore the winner—and a man who bombs on the Letterman show clearly is unqualified to be President, because the nation’s most important industry is entertainment.
The foregoing discussion comprises the only basic difference between the parties. You don’t really need to know anything else. What? That’s the only difference? Correct. The only real difference between the two major parties is style, is the way they do things. And the only important thing to understand is that they are doing the same things, because both parties are run by the same people.
Just before Woodrow Wilson took office as President, his alter ego, Edward M. House, who lived with him in the White House, wrote a book entitled, Philip Dru Administrator: A Story of Tomorrow, 1920-1935, which was published anonymously. Philip Dru told the story of the dictatorship House said he wanted, and put forth a blueprint for the purpose. House calls the group that seizes power a “conspiracy.” He explains that the conspiracy “had insinuated itself into the primaries, in order that no candidates might be nominated whose views were not in accord with theirs.”
At the time, influential politicians marveled that, one after another, all the things House wrote about in Philip Dru became part of government. There was no reason to marvel. House had almost as much power as Wilson himself, despite which after World War I, the U.S. Senate, then still dominated by Americans, refused to vote this country into an early version of world government called the League of Nations. So, House and his fellow conspirators organized a group called the Council on Foreign Relations, whose purpose was to inundate the American people with world government propaganda. It worked. After World War II, the Senate voted us into the next version of world government, the United Nations. In 1973, the conspirators formed the Trilateral Commission, run for many years by David Rockefeller, to advance their cause of world government.
World government has always been their goal. Because their propaganda has always worked strenuously to make it seem innocuous and respectable, we need to take a moment to underline what world government is. According to the dictionary, world government and the U.S. government are mutually exclusive. You can only have one or the other, either the U.S. government or world government, just as you can’t have two solid objects occupy the same space at the same time. We don’t need Albert Einstein to explain that. If you have a world government, you no longer can have a national government. So, anyone who is working for world government is working to abolish the U.S. government, and is therefore subversive. Conversely, those of us who oppose world government are working to preserve our own. True, Clinton is a leftover Sixties hippie, but he is also a world government conspirator. Bush is not a solution to Clinton, because he is surrounded by the C.F.R. and the Trilateralistas.
Now, reflect on the candidates the Democrats and Republicans have nominated for President for many years. During the campaigns for the nominations and then the Presidency, we are hyped into partisan excitement. Later, whichever one is elected turns out to be a factotum of the world government and works to advance it. The policy doesn’t change. Well didn’t it change under Reagan? No, Reagan was as usual a fraud. You will see that if you peel away the hype and look at the numbers. For instance, Reagan handed out a list of the members of the Trilateral Commission Jimmy Carter had appointed. Reagan complained about it, but, as President, appointed even more members of the Trilateral Commission. His so-called “budget cuts” were smaller increases than the Democrats proposed.
Again, there are the usual, individual differences in personality. There are differences in style. For instance, Republicans talk tough, even publish elaborate contracts. Then they cave. They always cave. Everyone knows the Republicans are wimps. On the contrary, the Democrats never cave and have no shame. Nothing one of them does gives them pause. When a scum bag like Clinton is caught defiling the Presidency—in the Oval Office—the Democrats scream “invasion of privacy,” and go after the Republicans who catch him; and the Republicans go along.
But always, always, the policy is the same. Always, despite cosmetic differences, we advance toward world government. You name it. NAFTA, WTO, etc., both parties always endorse them. Please name something, anything, one of the major parties has done to oppose the dissolution of our government.
In 1992, it became immediately obvious that the scriptwriters for the year had assigned Clinton to win. Bush Senior sat out the campaign. Four years later, they assigned Dole to lose, and he did the same. This insane process will continue until enough Americans get wise to the farce. Otherwise we may all wake up one day living under an entirely different flag.