posted 09-27-2003 08:16 PM            

"God and the Devil's Handkerchief"

HOLY, HOLY, MOLY
IT IS VERY MOLDY
SMELL THE STALE PERFUME
FILLING UP THE PEWS

SHADES OF DOOM AND GLOOM
DARKNESS
REPRESSED AND UNRELENTING
SORROW

DON'T LISTEN TO THOSE VOICES
COMING DEEP DOWN INSIDE YA'
BECAUSE IT'S SATAN. HE'S SPEAKING TO YA',
MAKING YOU DO THOSE THINGS
YOU DIDN'T WANT TO DO,

BUT, FELT YA' HAD TO DO AT THE TIME.
HAVE FAITH AND PRAISE THE LORD!
FORGET NOT TO REPENT, REPRINT
FOR THAT WHICH YOU MAY DO,
OR EVER HAVE DONE
JUST SAY THE WORD
AND BE FORGIVEN.
REMEMBER,
THE ONLY THING BETTER
THEN SALVATION IS DONATION.
AMEN!

HOLY, HOLY, MOLY
IT IS VERY MOLDY
SMELL THE STALE PERFUME
FILLING UP THE PEWS
SHADES OF DOOM AND GLOOM
DARKNESS
REPRESSED AND UNRELENTING
SORROW

IN THE NAME OF GOD A WAR HAS BEEN WAGED.
JESUS (OUY) BE CRUCIFIED IF SHE WERE HERE TODAY
WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE IN? YOU MAY NOT SURVIVE
A NEW WORLD ORDER OF CONTRADICTIONS AND OF LIES

SECRET PLANS ARE MADE
STEALTHILY CARRIED OUT.
DON'T ASK TOO MUCH,
DON'T THINK TOO MUCH,
THE MEN ARE IN CHARGE
WOMEN, MOTHERS OR WHORES
WAITING FOR
THE 4TH BLOWING OF THE GREAT NOSE
IS COMING, IT'S COMING
THE 4TH BLOWING OF THE GREAT NOSE
IS COMING, IT'S COMING

posted 09-27-2003 08:19 PM            

I'll vouch for that.

The Residents is about the wildest band ive heard in a long time.

Scary and freaking hilarious at the same time.

posted 09-27-2003 08:19 PM            

Aryans abducted me
Intruded confused and took my pee
Since then I hear voices talking to me
I can’t sleep

Doctors call me paranoid
Ready for the hospital void
Yet, they found a receiver in my head

Imported minds of science
Have been experimenting
With microwave transmissions
To control the unsuspecting

Opening pandora’s box
They let the demons out
Two steps backward
And one to the right
How long till you freak out?

The DEA have arrested many
In this CIA drug war
But why’d they bring them in
And which ones and what for

Inventors of Amphetamines
Spread Crack, Cocaine and Junk
Twisted the enlightening ones
For use in MKULTRA
Those skunks.

The AMA and the FDA’s
Special interest are
The pharmaceuticals
Olestra, Nutrasweet and AZT.

No need for Beta Carotene
Prevent cancer with cheeseburgers
Five glassed of wine a day to live longer
Yeah, right have you heard enough?

posted 09-27-2003 08:22 PM            

GE/NBC, Westinghouse/CBS, ABC/Disney are merging
Journalists and critics on the company’s payroll
Censor the facts in Newsprint, Magazines, TV and Radio
To create a homogenized society
one music, one religion, one party, one race
Information cleansing and half truths.

Every persons vital history
And digital money on a smart card
So we can be traced by pebbles satellites
Clipper chip on our modem
Capstone chip on our phone
One world operation system
With Gates your never alone
Watch you assets and identity.

So you think there’s no conspiracy
No killa technology
Punching holes in the ionisphere
Being back the ice age
Ever wonder why the Nazi’s
Moved to South America?
Or why the Rockefeller’s
Standard Oil supplied them.
Something addictive about these secrets.
Or why Iran contra, the Waco Fire, and Oklahoma bombing
were concocted by the USA.
Great Fools lie better then small ones.

They come from the sick dimension
Members of the hate lodge
Take stretegic positions and perform their jobs
From their throne of power
They gain media control
Government psychology and the bank roll.
This is the formula of the year.

Swollen Brains of 1947
What they did
What they hid
We found out later.

http://www.noble-gas.com/1947.mp3

posted 09-27-2003 08:29 PM            

I did mention Beefheart to KNOW-THIS. How could I not?

The Residents have gone through some evolution. From banging on pots, pans, and out of tune pianos, to the first interactive CD-ROMS (Freak Show, Bad Day at Midway, Gingerbread Man), and some famous people have sat in with them (Don Preston, Lene Lovich, Chris Cutler). Still no one knoes exactly who they are.

posted 10-01-2003 08:54 AM            

By Jim Naureckas

In April 2003, Fox News Channel's Bill O'Reilly hosted a fundraiser for Best Friends, a charity benefiting inner-city schoolchildren. As reported in the Washington Post (4/15/03), O'Reilly was trying to fill the time before a singing group connected with the charity, called the Best Men, was set to perform, and quipped: "Does anyone know where the Best Men are? I hope they're not in the parking lot stealing our hubcaps."

According to the Post report, some of the conservatives in the audience were aghast at the seemingly racist crack. But if anyone was shocked by O'Reilly's apparent racism, they haven't been paying much attention.

Two months before O'Reilly's "hubcaps" remark, he used a racist slur on the air. Searching for a word to describe someone who assists immigrants crossing the border, O'Reilly came up with "wetback" (2/6/03). The incident was explained away by Fox officials as an unfortunate gaffe (New York Times, 2/10/03), but the Allentown, Pa. Morning Call (1/5/03) had O'Reilly using the same racist term in a speech earlier in the year: "O'Reilly criticized the Immigration and Naturalization Service for not doing its job and not keeping out 'the wetbacks.'" O'Reilly denied making the comment (Washington Post, 2/17/02), but the reporter stands by his account.

Though he calls his show a "no-spin zone," O'Reilly's response (CNBC, 4/26/03) to the "wetback" incident was a blatant, if feeble, exercise in spin--and an attempt to blame his guest:

We were talking about border patrol and the problems they were having. I'm going, "What's the jargon? What's the jargon? We got coyotes, right? Coyotes and we got wetbacks. Is that what they call them? Is that what they call them?" All right? And the guy goes, "Yeah. The wetbacks are the slang for the people who come over and the coyotes are the slang for the people who get paid to bring them over." That was the context.

A transcript of the show demonstrates O'Reilly's highly imaginative memory. Here's how the interview really went: In support of his proposal to militarize U.S. borders, O'Reilly remarked, "We'd save lives because Mexican wetbacks, whatever you want to call them, the coyotes--they're not going to do what they're doing now, all right, so people aren't going to die in the desert." He then offered the "last word" to his guest, Rep. Silvestre Reyes (D.-Texas), who did not address O'Reilly's slur at all, but instead tried to explain why he thought using the Army to patrol the borders was a bad idea. (O'Reilly, reneged on his promise to give Reyes the last word, interrupting him with a rebuttal.)

The actual "context" of O'Reilly's slur is a history of making derogatory, stereotyping comments about people of color. Just a few examples:

* During an interview for Stuff magazine (November 2002), O'Reilly opined that "the most unattractive women in the world are probably in the Muslim countries." O'Reilly later insisted (New York Daily News, 10/10/02), "There was no malice intended. It was just in jest."

* During a segment (2/9/00) about black athletes suing over the minimum academic standards for college admission, O'Reilly commented: "Look, you know as well as I do most of these kids come out and they can't speak English."

* Criticizing Democratic politicians who met with Rev. Al Sharpton, which O'Reilly compared to meeting with white supremacist David Duke: "Why would it be different? Both use race to promote themselves." (3/16/00) O'Reilly also equated the Black Panthers with Duke (1/11/99): "You were promoting your people, black people, and he's promoting white people. So what's the difference?"

* "We have black leaders in this country who blame everything on whitey, everything's the system's fault, and that gives a built-in excuse to fail and act irresponsible. 'Oh, I can't get a job. Whitey won't let me,' or 'I can't get educated. The teachers are bad, so I'm going to go out and get high and sell drugs. That's the only way we can make money here.' You know what I mean? And it's a vicious cycle" (6/8/99).

* "Will African-Americans break away from the pack thinking and reject immorality-- because that's the reason the family's breaking apart--alcohol, drugs, infidelity. You have to reject that, and it doesn't seem--and I'm broadly speaking here, but a lot of African-Americans won't reject it" (2/25/99).

* "I've been to Africa three times. All right? You can't bring Western reasoning into the culture. The same way you can't bring it into fundamental Islam" (5/6/02).

After the "wetback" incident, O'Reilly wrote in a newspaper column (South Florida Sun-Sentinel, 3/1/03) that Americans "must realize that racial demonization is now organized and well-funded, and it will not end until everyday people begin condemning it." He wasn't talking about himself, though; he was referring to critics who label him a racist.

posted 10-01-2003 09:29 AM            

Thanks for the compliments on the lyrics, and Thetaloops wrote them. SHe has a way with words.

Bill O'Reilly is gpoing down the chutes, along with all of the GLobalist and NWO apologists and whores.

posted 05-01-2004 03:42 PM            

By HEATHER MALLICK
Saturday, May 1, 2004 - Page F2

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/

It's someone's fault I appeared on The O'Reilly Factor on Fox News Tuesday night to discuss a column I wrote welcoming the presence of American deserters in Canada.

So who's responsible? Either Globe and Mail TV critic John Doyle, the Dalai Lama or me.

Eeny meeny miney mo, Doyle.

Mr. Doyle, a dear friend -- together we have plucked the gowans fine -- has long campaigned for Fox News to run in Canada. I think he regards it as a second Comedy Network. It's all staged, so we can all laugh at its Bush-licking rendition of the news, its ridiculous "fair and balanced" slogan and this man Bill O'Reilly, whose talk show is really more of a spitting contest gone off track.

Al Franken calls Mr. O'Reilly a "lying, splotchy bully," and proves it in his book Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them: A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right, but Mr. Doyle thinks he's a great comic creation, I guess, like Britain's The Pub Landlord, this guy who's always ranting about how Great Britain used to be called Fookin' Fantastic Britain until all the immigrants arrived.

But Mr. Doyle is Irish and he likes his comedy blacker than a raven's eyeball. I should have remembered this, more fool me.

Eeny meeny miney mo, Dalai Lama.

It's not enough to show compassion to people you love, the great man told Canadians this week. You also have to show it to people who hate you. This was lingering in my mind as Nate Fredman, the nice assistant to Mr. O'Reilly, the man who once said to the son of a Twin Towers victim, "Get out of my studio before I tear you to fucking pieces," urged me to appear. You're the best kind of guest, Nate told me. You really believe in what you're saying, so you don't take it personally when . . . and then his voice tailed off. Nate was so sweet, and then the Dalai's (the Lama's?) words echoed in the distance.

Eeny meeny miney mo, me.

I always say yes to American TV because how else are Americans going to hear about radical notions like feeding the poor and sheltering the gentle, or letting black people vote in Florida?

So I asked Nate for a car and driver and a makeup person to lacquer my face into immobility, and I did one of those remote-studio things where the host can see you but you can't see him and he asks you questions through an ear mike. And that's when the trouble started.

Mr. O'Reilly is not a smart man. He's like one of those old guys you see on the street ringing a bell and shouting about eternal damnation. He talks to his trousers. You know the type. They let wasps nest in their hair so they can lure weasels, trap 'em and eat 'em slow over the summer.

We were supposed to be discussing American deserters fleeing to Canada; instead, he went off on some wild thing about the mayor of Vancouver injecting people with heroin and unless Canada shapes up, "we" will boycott you and destroy your economy, just like "we" did to France.

I said France seemed to be doing fine. He implied that France now looked like Dresden in 1945. I hadn't heard that.

I said the United States couldn't boycott Canadian goods because it would be mutually damaging. "We're your biggest trading partner."

"No, you're not." (We are.) Naturally, I wanted to reply, "Yes, we are," so that he could say "No, we're not," and then I'd say, "Everything you say bounces off me and reflects back on you, so there," but I couldn't regress that far. Mr. Doyle would have been shrieking.

And then he asked me if I was a socialist, and I said, "Certainly," and it was as if I'd said I like donkey semen in my latte instead of milk. He then went into a mad rant about lefties like Mr. Doyle and how I was a typical Globe columnist. I said, no, truthfully, I think I'm regarded as "idiosyncratic" (the first six-syllable word ever spoken on the O'Reilly show), and he erupted again.

It was like talking to a manic child who had eaten 800 cherry Pop Tarts for breakfast. He kept interrupting, so that no point could be made that could win a reply, much less a reasoned response -- not so much a gabble of sound bites as a howling from Bedlam.

Overnight, I received hundreds of e-mail messages from American men who think my private parts have gone communist, if you grasp my meaning. The saddest thing was the e-mail from kind Americans, apologizing for their "idiot," quivering with humiliation and praising me for having remained calm and composed under fire, not realizing that I was simply frozen with disbelief. I have replied to each one of the nice ones.

The whole degraded debacle and everyone's reaction to it, including mine, reminded me that Americans now have to cope with a new surrealism in public life. In the 1936 Spanish Civil War entries in a diary I read long ago, by someone who may well have been Stephen Spender, the writer describes an O'Reilly-esque scene. "A man squats and defecates in the street, without comment." Re-reading these diaries decades later, Spender writes, "What on earth did I expect him to say? Olé?"

hmallick@globeandmail.ca