posted 05-17-2004 08:46 AM
The Coincidence Theorist ManifestoWhen in the course of Internet and worldly events it becomes necessary for many people to dissolve the standards of logic which have connected them to multiple realities, and to assume among the hoaxes of the earth the separate and equal station to which the laws of coincidences and hoaxes entitle them, an uncharacteristic answer to the questions of peoplekind requires that they should declare the beliefs which impel them to believe in this hoax. Coincidence Theory subsists on the idea that the universe is based more on Chaos Theory, rather than a balance of Order and Chaos.
We hold these coincidences to be self-evident
1. That all contrails are caused by normal jet engine combustion producing water vapor, and there is not or never has been an intentional effort to spray chemicals in the atmosphere. Corporations and governments have never engaged in Geo-Engineering Projects.
2. Geo-Engineering does not exist, and contrary to documented evidence, deny it’s existence.
3. Geo-Engineering does not exist, even though a project of this magnitude would require utmost secrecy, because of outcry by the general public, especially environmental groups, on the scale of the Manhattan Project, which most the general population had no idea was occurring until the Japan Bombs were dropped.
4. That HAARP is simply a tool to study the ionosphere, even though it is based on Tesla’s technology, and large scale FM synthesis, with the unknown “Z” plane direction unexplained.
5. That NEXRAD is just a Doppler radar system to detect weather, even though small birds have been fried by said “benign” pulses.
6. WTC Towers simply came down the way the CIA influenced media and government told everyone it did, contrary to huge amounts of anomalies that occurred.
7. That "pull" means to pull a firefighting team out of a burning building, rather than pull a burning building.
8. 9/11 was done by a bunch of Arabs being directed by a guy on a dialysis machine in a cave in Afghanistan, passports of hijackers miraculously float from disintegrated jets, within an hour senators were naming Bin Laden, and contrary to the FBI’s own admission, no link was ever found with the 19 hijackers and their real names.
9) George W Bush is the greatest president that ever lived, people who disagree with Bush should be jailed, torture American-Style is good, Chipping the population is a good idea, The Patriot Act is an improvement on The Bill of Rights and Constitution, All Arabs are the enemy, Globalization is good for the common person, The Big Bang is the ONLY theory of the Origin of the Universe, Plant-life is NOT a trigger for Higher Intelligence, War is the answer for peoplekinds problems, Gays and lesbians are a threat to married life, Satan is a real person, WMD’s are still in Iraq, the US went to Iraq to “free” the population, Rush Limbaugh is a great thinker, John Kerry will solve all our problems, John Kerry is Evil incarnate, Europeans are low-lifes, The French DID NOT help us during the Revolutionary War, Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone, Vietnam War was about fighting communism and NOT about tin and oil, The US DID NOT bring in Nazis after World War 2, and the US has the highest life expectancy.